Let's Talk About Sex Baby in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of HAPPINESS

Have you ever used a sex toy in bed?
Umm yes! If you haven’t, you’re missing out! There’s nothing wrong with a little extra razzle dazzle lol

When is the last time you’ve masturbated?
A couple mornings ago. I was the only one up, so why not?

If you could only have one type of sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose: oral, anal or regular?
Define “regular” LOL

Hair down there or all bare?
One of my biggest PET PEEVES is when people act like pubic hair is gross or disgusting on women. As a woman, do what you want, but don’t down those of us that rock a bush and have excellent hygiene! I’ve never had a complaint. I also shave from time to time, but more often I do not.

What’s your favorite position?
I’ve become quite the cowgirl! My legs and knees hate me for it, but I love it.

Do you prefer your partner wearing makeup or none at all?
Umm, since I am pansexual I will say this, I don’t give a fuck either way, but I do NOT care about stuff like that.

Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear or nothing at all?
I sleep naked! If on the odd chance I DO wear something to bed it’s always a sexy lingerie dealio!

If you could only ever sleep with one celebrity, who would you choose?
Vin Diesel! It’s not even about the muscles either because I don’t care about stuff like that. I am just super attracted to that man. I have “Vin Diesel Lover” in my bio on instagram. LOL. Have you ever read Confessions of a Video Vixen? Well, long story short is that there was a young woman who was a model who wrote about her sexcapades with various celebrities (Method Man, Bobby Brown, Fred Durst, Ice T, Jay-Z, Ja Rule to name a few). Well, Vin Diesel was one that she wrote about, and she described him as a “passionate lover” which is exactly how I imagine him to be! Gentle Giant. sigh

Have you ever felt jealous when you saw your partner talking to another member of your gender?
I wouldn’t say “jealous” because that is also something I don’t just sit around worrying about. I have guy friends so why on Earth would he not have girl friends? I just hate when every story he has to tell me is about some girl he had a relationship or connection to sexually. I don’t mean just one or two stories…I’m talking EVERY story LOL. Like damn, shut up! She wasn’t all that because if she was, she’d still be here. eye roll

Would you be angry if you saw your partner making out with a really hot member of his/her gender?
Why would he be doing that? LOL this is a silly question.

Of all the things you’ve done in the bedroom, what’s your favorite?
I LOVE having sex at night with the window open and the glow of the tv in the background

Have you ever woke up beside someone you regretted sleeping with?
I have two children by two men I feel this way about

What’s more important…chest or butt?
It’s all about that booty for me! But I honestly don’t care either way

If you could choose between your partner being slightly overweight or slightly underweight, what would you choose?
Give me some MEAT! My boyfriend is literally SO underweight, but it’s a mixture of genetics and being in a wheelchair, so I don’t judge him for it

Have you ever woken the neighbors because you were so loud in the bedroom?
At a hotel probably

Have you read 50 shades of grey? If so, did it turn you on?
Umm I was never into the hype behind that. I saw bits of the movie over Spring Break on Lifetime and it was baffling once I realized what it was because it was so horrible of a movie, I couldn’t wrap my mind around why anyone would’ve enjoyed the story alone.

Have you ever had sex in public?
Outside a guys house once on a side porch, gave a bj the woods, hj in a park, our current front porch, bj in the car

Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed or do you prefer leading things?
I prefer to lead!!!

Have you ever had anal sex? How did it go?
This has been the first relationship where I’ve “tried it”. I’m just not into anal. I don’t watch anal porn. The idea of it does nothing for me sexually, so it’s impossible for me to ENJOY IT.

When is the last time you went to a strip club?
In 2013. Not my thing!

Do you think you could give your partner an orgasm by only touching her breasts and kissing her?
Hmm, What’s the male equivalent? Play with his nipples? Balls? I do WHATEVER to make my partner have an orgasm.

Do your partner’s feet turn you on?
I LOVE FEET! I wouldn’t say his feet turn me on, but they do NOT turn me off. LOL

OTHER QUESTIONS:

Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 23.

Who did you lose your virginity to? What was the experience like?
So I had boyfriend who was incarcerated, and he introduced me to a friend of his that I was going to set up with a friend of mine who would write him. She never ended up writing him back, so I wrote to him. We hit it off very well. SO WELL in fact that during a “break” with my “fiance” at that time, his friend was released and I FUCKED HIM! (Sidenote: I eventually also fucked his uncle whom was our age and that is how my daughter was born). Anyway, my losing virginity experience was definitely memorable. Imagine this, dinner, hotel, he sucked my toes (LOL), I fainted, it hurt, I cried, the end! One of my favorite penises to this day! LOL. I eventually moved in with this guys mom. I STILL keep in contact with her. I could get ahold of her right now if I wanted to. I call her mom and everything. I have one of his daughters on facebook. I have him on my facebook, but we don’t interact much. I have one of his exes/baby mamas on facebook. His sisters. EVERYONE. I love them. LOL.

Which are the three people of the opposite sex you find most attractive?
I guess I will name some celebrities. Vin Diesel, Pete Davidson (before Kim Kardashian ever gave a fuck who he was), Sarunas Jackson (Insecure, Good Trouble)

Have you ever been forced into having sex?
Not “forced” as much as PRESSURED INTO/made to feel as if I had no other choice

How many sexual partners have you had to date?
Umm 1) guy mentioned above 2) me and the other guy got back together after I slept with his friend 3) black supervisor from work/ church deacon 4) white supervisor from the same job as other supervisor/he had the sexiest long hair and blue eyes 5) #2’s Uncle (Baby Girl was born) 6) POF guy (AMAZING! but he did not want to COMMIT) 7) POF Guy that gave me chlamydia 8) 40 year old POF guy that always had an excuse for everything and a teenagers shoe collection 9) DISGUSTING and I’m so EMBARRASSED (Baby Boy was born) 10) The first person (other than myself) to ever make me cum.

Do you masturbate? How often?
YES! As often as I can which is tricky! I usually have to sneak it in in the morning or when I’m away from my boyfriend or when he’s out of the house or something! I do it as often and as much as I can! I enjoy it.

Have you ever forced yourself sexually on a person?
Hell no! But I have had someone make me feel as if I did throw myself at them.

Have you ever had sex with a person significantly older or younger than yourself?
Just that 40 year old dude. I mean, he had kids that already graduated high school. I remember his son was working for the same hospital I worked for. I mean it wasn’t a huge age difference or anything. I was in my late 20s at the time.

Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfill someday.
SEX CLUB! or Play Party

Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
not by choice

Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
Gross, why would you even ask this?

Have you ever picked up someone from a singles bar?
No.

Have you ever had phone sex?
I had a lot of phone sex in my early 20s LOL

Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?
Internet on my phone

Which are the three people of the same sex you consider the most attractive?
I can’t think of anyone right now!

Have you ever paid for sex?
No.

Have you ever been paid for sex?
Please pay me! LOL. No, though.

Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
Like when the Foot Fetish guy got my nails and toes done back in December? I just realized I need to update you guys on what happened to him.

If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you?
What does he/she look like? LOL.

Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
Just a lil’ lipo!

Would you pose nude for playboy/girl if they offered you $1,000,000….?
Hell yeah! I’d do it for less

Have you ever been part of a sex orgy?
I’d love to, but no.

Have you ever tied Tantric Sex?
Would love to try.

Have you ever cross-dressed?
Not myself, no.

Have you ever wondered what it would have been to be born as the opposite sex?
Yep, but nothing serious.