may 18 in idea barrages

  • May 17, 2022, 7:39 p.m.
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  1. At the GLAAD awards, is the celebrity swag bag a GLAAD bag?

  2. Today I learned, in an earlier version of Dungeons & Dragons, there was a spell called “Protection from Law” and I just think, wow, to have a character cast this a bunch of times and then believe they can openly shoplift without any repercussions.

  3. If you have to ask if you should be on TikTok, you should not be on TikTok. Only if you lack the self-awareness to even ASK if you should be on TikTok are you enough of a heaving vortex of external validation to be on TikTok.

  4. Maybe CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY was actually about a bunch of dead people being judged for their vices on the way to the afterlife and that’s just how their minds interpreted it. They were on a ferryman’s boat and everything!

  5. The great paradox of this whole “being alive” thing is that it’s about learning how to let go while still hanging on.

  6. Did I ever write a parody of GNR’s Mr. Brownstone about Paula Poundstone? It just SEEMS like something I would have already done.

  7. How about a Simpsons tie-in wine called Treehouse of Terroir?

  8. Trusting the word of a king over the word of a commoner? That’s just regency bias.

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