may 4 in idea barrages

Claiming that you cannot be prosecuted for a crime committed at the Outback Steakhouse because the sign says “no rules, just right” is LITERALLY more coherent a legal argument than anything brought forth by the Sovereign Citizen movement.

I’m not saying that UNCHARTED was just SAHARA with Tom Holland crudely CGI pasted over Matthew Machonanheyah but I’m just saying, I’ve never seen either so it may as well have been.

Now I want to explore the idea of Men In Black Regional. The “The Office” of Men In Black. The incredibly small Men in Black sub-office for, like, Rhinelander Wisconsin. It’s like three agents and like one worm alien in the sub-basement of the shuttered Ponderosa.

I guess the next magnum opus would be a parody of “The Black Parade” about the Macy’s Day Parade.

Tron 3:16 says I just whipped your light cycle’s ass!

A celebrity interview where the interviewer is a masseuse or a chiropractor and the celebrity is getting worked on through the interview and it’s called “RUBBING ONE OUT WITH (doctor’s name)”.

Why not a show about a doctor whose medical skills are just average but is so kind and sociable that she or he resolves the problems through the application of personal skills in the pursuit of healing? Why not a reverse HOUSE?

It was the spring break and then the spring broke and winter returned, for a little while. It’s a lesson one must always remember up here in the North Country, the good times are short and fragile, they can never be counted on. Enjoy them but never count on them.