april 20 in idea barrages

Did the other ghosts consider Slimer to be a traitor to his kind, more or less peaceably living with the enemy? Did they develop slurs to throw at him? “Hey, skinlover, save some hot dogs for the real ghosts!”? Something like that?

All I know is that if there is ever ANOTHER, yet another, sadly depressingly mournfully ANOTHER Ghostbusters movie, at least have Viggo Mortensen play Vigo the Carpathian. At least give us that mote of joy, of dignity, of hope.

Your emo wizard-core band will be called Sads Mikkelsen.

(Lois calls Superman’s penis her “Clark bar”.)

Ollie the dog’s rap song would be called “No Sleep Just Barkin’ “.

Do we have anyone running for Congress on the explicit platform of trolling the opposition? “Vote for me to piss off the people you don’t like!” And then you don’t say a thing about your positions? You let everyone on all sides assume their enemies hate you.

A drunk tank but for the stoned and it’s called the dank tank.

Now if I were God, I would’ve turned Lot’s Wife into bronze instead, setting up a SICK “trophy wife” pun that wouldn’t go off for hundreds and hundreds of years but, hey, I’d be God and setting up slow-burn puns would be the only joy I’d have left.