nov 2 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 1, 2021, 10:02 p.m.
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  1. Celebrity athletes LeBron James and Blake Bortles could make a wine cooler line called Bortles And James.

  2. If you’re allergic to book fairs, do they make you go into anascholastic shock?

  3. Why don’t we call dog beds “bark-o-loungers”?

  4. The Gettysburg National Military Park Museum and Visitor Center is at 1195 Baltimore Pike, Gettysburg, PA 17325. That’s the Gettysburg Address.

  5. Market regular Cap’n Crunch as “Oops! No Berries!”

  6. Lower-muddled class? Upper-worked-over class? Whatever I am, I suppose that’s what I am. Definitions like that are for points of relative reference, of course, and do not mean a damned thing.

  7. All these failing satellites and other space-age debris from back in the times when we thought we could reach the stars, before we gave up and started inventing NFTs instead. Should we ever go back, I suppose we’ll first have to hit our orbit with a vacuum cleaner.

  8. Can’t I just send a note into the election commission that says “In All Elections, I Vote For Whoever Is The Leftmost Person With A Legitimate Chance Of Actually Getting Elected, In Perpetuity, Thank You”? It would make it all so much easier.

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