oct 31 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 30, 2021, 10:50 p.m.
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  1. Volunteering for a rap battle is doing the audience a huge diss service.

  2. I can’t be the only one who likes to pretend the H.P. in “H.P. Lovecraft” is Hewlett Packard. Hewlett Packard Lovecraft.

  3. Pro Tip: call your brothel for seniors “Grand Opening”. You won’t have to change your signs out after a month! Savings!

  4. I hope if you get a doctorate in rock music history, you are a roctologist.

  5. It’s not that my generation was into clowns, it’s merely that the woman who played Loonette on COMFY COUCH was cute as hell. I’d say it was that she was so cute, she OVERCAME the natural human instinctive revulsion to clowns.

  6. A “Particle Man” parody about Mermaid Man in SPONGEBOB dying and Barnacle Boy finally having to grow up into a Barnacle Man of some kind.

  7. “Eve, cut it out with the apples, you’re Eden me out of house and home!”

  8. Vampires get their home decor at BLOODBATH AND BEYOND.

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