oct 24 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 23, 2021, 11:08 p.m.
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  1. Another thing I’d do with unlimited funds: a Muppet restaging of THE BIG CHILL.

  2. Another song idea with no audience: a parody of the Velvet Underground’s “All Tomorrow’s Parties” about Billy Barty.

  3. An album of heavy metal George Michael covers called “Wham of God”.

  4. A rad book sale that never announces where it is, you can only hope to stumble upon it randomly, called the Stochastic Book Club Sale.

  5. Du hast, hast damn, do you remember metal from that German band, du hast, hast damn, Kraut Rock Song gonna give it to ya (ooh) Kraut Rock Song gonna give it to ya

  6. As a Mets fan, watching the Braves win anything is like watching your childhood bully get elected to Congress, while his fans chant racist songs against the First Peoples jubilantly at the election rally.

  7. Vick’s Vaporub is just Spicy Vasoline.

  8. At a certain point, be happy out of spite. To spit in the eye of the darkness. Badness grimness grief, it dogpiles, it beats you into paste, but if you embrace it, it wins. Screw darkness. Be giddy. Embrace whatever goodness you can. Endure in joy just to piss the darkness off.

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