Boy, am I glad I’m off today.
‘Cause like the fucker (fucker fucker) I am I drank last night.
I got bored.
I didn’t want to read, draw, work on a puzzle or project, just wanted to consume.
Today my whole body feels feverish, internally I’m sure my stomach is awash in nastiness and I’ll be puking out my ass (ha!).
I’ll be going to get a Mt. Dew icee eventually. It’s nice, cold and liquid-ish.
I dunno, I’d like to lay here naked like a beached whale while someone continuously mists’ me down with cold water.