aug 26 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 24, 2021, 11:07 a.m.
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  1. He came from a long line of toilet paper craftsmen, traveling the world to ply their trade.

  2. It was only the arrogant egotism of Cliff that caused him to name the books after himself instead of the much better title “Long Story Short” for his line of book summaries.

  3. The safest way to surf the web is from inside the belly of the Loch Ness Monster because then your data is in cryptid.

  4. What do we want? FREEDOM FROM EARTHLY ATTACHMENTS! When do we want it? WE REALIZED THAT WANTING IT IS AN ATTACHMENT IN AND OF ITSELF!

  5. Do not disregard the yeasty garlic puffs at the Italian restaurant. Knotty breads knead love too.

  6. For your classical cover “I’m Too Sexy” you will perform under the name CORRECT SAID FREDERICK.

  7. I want to say that there hasn’t been a version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge was a hard-boiled detective, Marley his murdered partner and his long suffering secretary, like, Roberta “Bobbi” Cratchit, but the damn thing’s been remixed so many times I can’t be certain.

  8. I like to believe that in the sequels to Goonies, in each story, they would befriend another hulking manchild named after one of the seven deadly sins. Maybe in Goonies 3, they’re saved by Wrath!


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