aug 18 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 17, 2021, 11:22 p.m.
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  1. They didn’t call the second Jumanji “Twomanji” because they’re cowards.

  2. Carpe Dulcis - See’s, The Candy

  3. Publish a magazine called POST-MODERN BRIDE.

  4. A “#1 Grandmother” mug is literally a grammy award.

  5. A Jeep with a giant hose that shoots hand sanitizer and we call it “the antiseptic tank”.

  6. Why say “popular fan-fiction writer” when you can say “shipping magnate”?

  7. Burger King should hire a CEO with the last name “King” just for theming, like how Sony hired Mark Webb to direct the Andrew Garfield Spiders-Men movies, just because it themed well. It’s too good.

  8. Where is the prequel about a hall monitor, PAUL BLART: HALL NARC? I mean, we had to suffer ACE VENTURA JUNIOR. That’s a film that actually exists. Someone thought there was money in that idea.

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