july 14 in idea barrages

  • July 12, 2021, 5:41 p.m.
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  1. “open the maze, get on the floor, everybody fuck the minotaur”

  2. Your punk band will be called BORN ON THE FILTH OF JULY.

  3. Just saw an ad for some scam weight-loss thing called Nugenix and… are we really so low as a culture that “eugenics” is an acceptable thing to do pun-marketing on?

  4. If only Chuck E Cheese had added a dessert course run by his buccaneer cousin, The Pie Rat.

  5. Just call your vodka soda “alkie-seltzer”.

  6. I now pronounce you yas queen and ya boi.

  7. That summer-camp game they do with the greased-up balloons should be called PANIC AT THE CRISCO. The Nintendo attempt at it could be called DOKI DOKI PANIC AT THE CRISCO. The things we can do solely for the pun are as endless as they are essential.

  8. Is it too soon to point out that the words “Billy Fuccillo” have the same rhythm as “Eleanor Rigby”?

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