may 30 in idea barrages

  • May 29, 2021, 2:43 p.m.
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  1. The detectives searched the BDSM club thoroughly, from top to bottom.

  2. Hear me out: a James Cameron bio-pic starring Michael Gross, the dad from FAMILY TIES, in the lead role.

  3. Stare into the Noid long enough and a ruined pizza will stare back.

  4. Kama kama kama kama kama Chameleon… it’s in Shinto… it’s in Shinto…

  5. Butterfly closure, wound that’s nastah, there was a butterfly closure, in the first-aid kit’s stock, epi-pen to fight shock, aspirin if hit by rock, smell salts for revival, useful for survival, butterfly closure, wound that’s nastah

  6. Ollie the dog, it’s less that I’m TELLING him he’s a good boy, more that I’m just… you know, suggesting the idea that he could try being a good boy. “Good boy, GOOD BOY!” Like… give it a shot, man, it’s an option.

  7. The Joker, sauntering into Wayne Manor and upon seeing Alfred rapping “Apple-bottom JEEVES, champagne YES SIR…”

  8. Thinkin’ about that old folk song “God Almighty’s Gonna Cut You Down”, how that line is a threat to sinners, yeah, but if you’re in a gallow’s noose, how very different that line would be. You can be cut down or, you know, you can be cut down.

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