Apply palm directly to face. in The Napkin.

Ah, fetlife. I can’t be bothered to indulge these ladies, but gosh. I believe this is filed under “I don’t fuck dumb chicks”.

Her message:

“Do u by chance wanna buy number or snap I rlly like ur profile and thing ud be great to have around”

Goodness, if you’re trying to market yourself, this isn’t the way. Sheesh.