apr 30 in idea barrages

  • April 27, 2021, 5:59 p.m.
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  1. Only a little iced tea left? Put more ice in there. A LOT more ice in there. Repeat until you have homeopathic iced tea.

  2. A show about the security guards for a gated-community’s homeowners association called LAWN ORDER.

  3. LINCOLN LOGS. BUT THEY’RE MADE OUTTA KIT-KAT.

  4. Opening your bar to 75% capacity on March 19th? Might as well just rename it the COVID Cabana.

  5. The best way you, as a normal human, can help curb the horrific excesses of the British Royal Family is to stop giving a damn about the British Royal Family. Render them regular old rich jerks. Without the stupid fantasy they’re something more than that, it just fades away.

  6. WHEN AN EEL BITES YOUR THIGH THEN YOU CAN’T SHAKE THAT GUY, THAT’S A MORAY

  7. While you are all falling asleep like normal person, here I am, realizing that Hanson’s “MMMBop” would mash-up really well with the Eels “Love of the Loveless”.

  8. When the silicon-based Data boinked Tasha Yar, was that technically him carbon dating?


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