apr 23 in idea barrages

  • April 22, 2021, 1:37 a.m.
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  1. Pizza Hut Pringles: once you PARP, you don’t starp!

  2. I love how the GOP’s only possible logical defense for using a Nazi-appropriated rune in their set design would be “No no, we’re just saying that we… a group overwhelming dominated by evangelical Protestant Christians… actually worship the Asgardian pantheon! Come on!”

  3. Finally, Lazarin, a new treatment for resurrectile dysfunction.

  4. A Saturday morning cartoon called ESCHERMAN about a superhero who protects the Netherlands through the power of his mathematically-impossible shoes. The theme song is just “ESCHERMAN, ESCHER, ESCHERMAN, ESCHER”.

  5. No using the Dark Side of the Force in restaurants. You don’t Sith where you eat.

  6. It’s like a bland but pleasant knock-off of Super Mario Brothers 2 for sleepy Midwesterners. Okie-Dokie Panic.

  7. I now realize someone needs to cover Taylor Swift songs in the style of James Taylor and perform as “Taylor Taylor”.

  8. Willy Wonka’s dark secret fetish: neccophilia.

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