apr 19 in idea barrages

  • April 18, 2021, 5:32 p.m.
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  1. In the 1960s, American public schools were systematically exorcised of their ghosts in the controversial practice that came to be known as Forced Bustin’. It did not necessarily make everyone feel good.

  2. A movie about a bunch of militia idiots trying to hold a bachelor party called GROOM’S DAY PREPPERS.

  3. At some point, there’ll be enough gene-splicing for rich people to turn themselves into centaurs and only then will we have The Real Horsewives of Atlanta on our holographic televisions.

  4. It’s astonishing how many people just despise teachers for wanting to be able to teach safely and effectively and not just be quiet complaint babysitter-slaves.

  5. Using the bird’s internal organs, they augured the future and de-livered us from evil.

  6. Ain’t nobody done a line of plastic nerd-Beanie-Baby toys of terrible people called Unpops and it either means the world has no imagination or the world is too afraid of lawsuits.

  7. The opposite of a “cloud’s silver lining” is “the sliced olives in your chopped salad”.

  8. Pete Davidson looks like if meth did meth under a pile of wet newspapers with Post Malone in a dumpster behind Carousel Mall.

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