Lost Romance in Hello

  • April 14, 2021, 12:39 a.m.
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Woke up on the wrong side of the couch today. Went to get a hotdog for lunch. Out of liquid cheese and the mustard dispenser jizzed all over my cargo shorts, not the actual hotdog.

I got into a bad funk this afternoon at work. Already didn’t feel well and the creature that is my brain decided to peek into Pandora’s Box and I got so down. I’m feeling a lot better now but damn…I didn’t want to be me for a few hours.

I’m tired but know that sleep wont probably come till after sunrise.

Anyone wanna trade lives for a week?

Ferret Mom April 14, 2021

I don't think I'm the person you'd really want to trade with this week.

J.E. Ferret Mom ⋅ April 15, 2021

Why's that?

Ferret Mom J.E. ⋅ April 15, 2021

Being in the hospital and all.

J.E. Ferret Mom ⋅ April 15, 2021

Oh ya lol

Midorinokaeru April 15, 2021

What the fecking feck is liquid cheese?!?

J.E. Midorinokaeru ⋅ April 15, 2021

Uh...hot melted cheese?

Wieb an Sich April 17, 2021

American cheese is grim. 🤮

J.E. Wieb an Sich ⋅ April 17, 2021

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Wieb an Sich J.E. ⋅ April 17, 2021 (edited April 17, 2021)


I’d rather my mother be a guinea pig and my father smell of blackberries!

J.E. Wieb an Sich ⋅ April 18, 2021

Not a Month Python fan?

Wieb an Sich J.E. ⋅ April 18, 2021

You know, I’ve never watched any Monty Python: would you recommend it?

J.E. Wieb an Sich ⋅ April 18, 2021

My hamster/elderberry insult will make a lot more sense now.

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