feb 25 in idea barrages

The optimal name for a punk band is “Shrektal Thermometer”.

We haven’t had a mash-up of CITIZEN KANE and A CHRISTMAS CAROL yet.

A Scottish cake boss may well have to make the bagpipes with a piping bag.

The implication of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a sequel called “Santa Claus is Going to Town”.

A distant HOME ALONE sequel where Kevin’s childhood crime trauma leads him to becoming a crazed vigilante.

The existence of “caster sugar” suggests the existence of “summoning salt”.

“Five Nights At Freddie’s” except it’s at an Olive Garden knock-off instead of a Chuck E Cheese knock-off and it’s called “Fredducini Afraido”.

it’s the end of the world as we know it
it’s the end of the world as we know it
it’s the end of the world as we know it
and I’m so tired