feb 10 in idea barrages

Love is our greatest blessing, love is our highest calling, love is our toughest challenge, love is our holy burden, love is the direction, love is the location, love is the speed, love love love.

A movie about street dancing in Iceland called BREAKIN’ 3: BREAKJAVIK

Man, I miss when “holiday drone” would’ve meant, like, festive monk chants.

“P B & J” is an ampersand sandwich sandwich.

If only Colossus had been Scandinavian instead of Russian, we could’ve been talking about that Stainless Steel Finnish.

REAL TALK: The vegetarian vampire Count Duckula should’ve been named Vlad Tempeh instead.

A vampire jazz album called THE UNDEATH OF THE COOL.

HEAD CANON: Santa can deliver presents at super-speed because he is another survivor of Krypton, Superman’s great-uncle No-El, whose rocket took a short cut and got here hundreds of years earlier.