dec 16 in idea barrages

Every time I see a “SNAP-ON” sticker on the back of a truck with a little wrench as an act of performative masculinity by some dude with a pristine pick-up he never uses for work, only for show, I want to deface it to say “STRAP-ON” and change the wrench to… something else.

If you’re the member of the roller derby team in there to be the bruiser who nails the star of the other team, like a hockey goon, you should enter to an ACDC parody “Derby Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.

GREEN MINT COCOA PEBBLES FOR ST. PATRICKS. YOUR MASCOT: BLARNEY RUBBLE. C’MON, CEREAL-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, TAKE A GREAT IDEA AND RUN WITH IT.

Sometimes I think on the myth of the Golem, a powerful creature created to protect the Jewish people from injustice that got too big, got out of control & started destroying themselves, their oppressors & their innocent neighbors all alike & I wonder if it predicted Israel.

Isn’t a political convention really just an agenda reveal party?

LESS CONTENT, MORE CONTEXT!

In my head-canon, Anakin’s limbs were actually burnt off during a disastrous mishap at Luke and Leia’s “gender reveal” party.

A parody of “No Diggity” with the line “It’s really not the heat it’s, humidity, humidity”.