nov 23 in idea barrages

I saw a sign for a Chinese restaurant called Great Wall and I was transfixed with how awesome it would be if it just said “Eat Wall”. When I win the lotto, I shall bribe them to remove the G and R in perpetuity.

I may not be the real deal but I am certainly at least the surreal deal and that has to count for something.

NORMALIZE ABNORMALITY

How can anyone watch or listen to news anymore? It’s bad enough having to read the bastards lying and being heartless, you have to know it to be an informed member of society, but having to see their hateful mouths flapping twists the knife unnecessarily.

The giant star-spangled pick-up pulled up to the pump, blaring the anthem of bland mediocrity “Summer of 69”. The driver wasn’t even getting gas, blocking two pumps to run for her smokes. She didn’t turn off the music when she went it. It was everything bad about America at once.

Our popular culture valourizes capricious cruelty as “fun” and compassion as, at best, naive and at worst, a con-job masking deeper cruelty and greed. You want to change our world? You gotta change that first. Our dreams shape our reality.

Cupid starts shooting circular saws instead of arrows for extreme situations, calling them his “baeblades”.

If you think about it, Jon’s obsession with the vet was an addiction to “Liz on ya” making him not so different from Garfield after all.