It's come to this. in Pandemic
- Sept. 9, 2020, 6:53 a.m.
- |
- Public
I’ve reached the point, thanks to the pandemic and my involuntary six months of celibacy (oh god am I an incel?), at which I am now having masturbation dreams. NOT SEX DREAMS. I am literally dreaming about getting myself off all by myself.
Fucking Christ.
8 Comments
You must be logged in to comment. Please
sign in or
join Prosebox to leave a comment.
One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 09, 2020
I'VE TOTALLY HAD THIS HAPPEN RECENTLY AND IT'S RIDICULOUSSSSS
Alice, Falling One Angry Dwarf ⋅ September 09, 2020
Dude, it's so stupid. In my dream, I was like "Oh shit I have to get up and go to work" and then I woke up briefly, realized I don't have a job, and was like, "Oh goody, I can go back to sleep and continue dreaming about diddling myself."
WHAT A LOSER.
rhizome ⋅ September 09, 2020
get it, gurl
whenever i go through dry spells, i usually dream i'm fucking girls with a dick that is definitely attached to my body, so your dreams seem WAY the hell more normal than that
Deleted user ⋅ September 09, 2020
Rub it out
SilentEcho ⋅ September 09, 2020
I have a live in boyfriend and have zero desire to have sex with him so you could be in that boat. I'd take a dream about masterbating any day!
Thrice ⋅ October 22, 2020
I wake up mid orgasm while dreaming of getting myself off. I am not even touching myself and it happens. So I guess it DOES come from the brain
Alice, Falling Thrice ⋅ October 24, 2020
JEALOUS!!!!