july 11 in idea barrages
- July 10, 2020, 4:08 p.m.
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Your new signature bagel will be the Asiago Osbourne.
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A serial killer who makes his living as a short order cook called The Griddler.
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If David Blaine ever injured himself during one of his stunts, I grand you the headline BLAINE DAMAGED.
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Your indie-pop goth band will be called Tame Impaler.
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A teevee movie about a social media lawsuit called CONFLICT OF PINTEREST.
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A sitcom about Lee Harvey Oswald’s teen years in Toronto called DEGRASSI KNOLL.
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A parody of the Donald Fagen song MAXINE about how you should take your damn vaccines.
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No, facebook, I dont remember all my elementary teachers’ names because I know this weird little trick called Repressing Bad Memories.
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Deleted user ⋅ July 10, 2020 (edited July 10, 2020)
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LOL JFK #toosoon even though I didn't exist but I was there
So with all this talk of bagels and the Mets I'm going to make the cautionary assumption that you live NYC or NYC adjacent
And I know what they say about assuming shit but that's okay cuz I know I'm an asshole
littlefallsmets Deleted user ⋅ July 10, 2020
I live in waaaaaaaay upstate NY, southern Adirondacks, but I grew up with NYC television stations (WPIX, WWOR, WNYW) and lived with an ex-gf in the Five Boroughs for a year and change when I was younger so I have a lot of knowledge of The City for a person who grew up a four-hour drive away.
Deleted user littlefallsmets ⋅ July 11, 2020
Lol