may 27 in idea barrages

I don’t know what would be in the cocktail “The Malty Falcon” I just know it’s a good name for one.

The conservative movement sure love states rights when they take rights away from women and oppressed minorities but they forget about them just as quickly when they’re not convenient, huh?

Two of the Jeopardy College Championship semi-finalists got names like lesser members of the Legion of Super Heroes but the last one is Tyler Combs.

Your car service where all the drivers will be vaguely European super-villains will be called Grubr.

You will write jazz musicals adaptations of Shakespeare under the name “Polonius Monk”.

If you don’t name your bird shop “Planned Parrothood” why do you even own a bird shop?

You know what would be the name of a really really bad mixed drink? A “Cran Torino”.

We pretend that wrestlers actually hate each other, we pretend that game shows aren’t pre-taped in bunches, we pretend, pretend, pretend, and we all fear those who don’t understand that we’re all just pretending together.