Step 1: purchase large amount of stick-on googly eyes. Step 2: whenever you see a Back to the Future related thing, paste them over Christopher Lloyd’s eyes. Step 3: wait. Step 4: every time someone realizes “OHHH. GOOGLE DOCS!” the world gets a little better.
The Cincinnati Reds were named after the bloody stools caused by the ingestion of Cincinnati chili.
You know what? I wanna see Jeff Goldblum play Bill Gates in something. I just think he’d do fun things withe the role.
Do your long-haired little lap dog up as the luck dragon from NEVERENDING STORY. You now have the Maltese Falcor.
It’s okay if you don’t find locking down funny, it’s an inside joke.
Singing to the tune of Mama Mia: “PAT MORITA, HERE WE GO AGAIN, MY MY, WAX IT ON AND WAX OFF”
A really good pen name for terrible romance novels would be “Rich Patina”.
Think about it: a totally appropriate alternate title for “The Lion King” would be “Scar Wars”.