apr 25 in idea barrages

1. If you’re both into cheesy weepies but still hook up afterwards, instead of “Netflix and chill” you can be “Beaches and cream”.

2. I wish that summoning medical equipment was as easy as yelling “VENTILATORS! Mooooooount up.”

3. If you’d rather be great than do good, you are the problem. If you’d rather proudly fail tilting at mighty windmills than contribute to the tiny actually achievable steps to make lives better, you have been useful in service to the problem through your idiot pride.

4. Doubling down on failure is so lauded these days, on all sides, it’s our real national sickness. As if never admitting you screwed up, put your energy toward an impossibility or a lie, means it never happened. Just keep digging all our graves deeper. Madness.

5. If Liberty University reopening early is the petri dish to kill us all, like, well, at least it would be fittingly American I guess.

6. CUZ DUCKBERG FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, DUCKBERG FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, NUMBER ONE DIME IN A MAGIC PLOT, DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH

7. I love the names that the facebook pornbots come up with to try and generate painfully skinny blonde women to “add me as friend”. This one was “Kalakay Rust” which sounds like a long discontinued Crayola colour.

8. Trying to do good without accepting the complexity, the delicacy and the compromise inherent in doing good at a large scale enables tyranny more than any intentional evil. You trip over your own feet, you waste your effort, it backfires and the horrors are made all the easier. The rash impatience of goodness has enabled horrors in our history more than the wildest dreams of any scheming madman ever could.

Last updated August 15, 2020