apr 18 in idea barrages

The destruction and mess in the wake of a big arts projects is called “the craftermath”.

No, the nerdiest Ben Folds parody possible would be of “Jackson Cannery” and be about a lich’s phylactery.

I am all for keeping on the bright side of things when possible but “stay positive!” is bad phrasing during a pandemic.

The instant you are hit in the face with a shaving-cream pie, it ceases to be shaving-cream and becomes shaming-cream.

It is almost impossible to put on weight while meditating. 0% Trance Fat.

An ancient undead monster devoted to ruining pizza called Noidsferatu.

There is now a moratorium on Kenny Rogers jokes until a tasteful space of time after his passing. No more Kenny Rogers roasters.

“Habitual Masturbation is such an ugly way of phrasing it,” she said, “let us rather call it A Training Montage.”