You know what I hate about honeycomb cereal, man? The pieces are like so big that it displaces the ratio of milk to cereal and you end up with a big ol' bowl of milk TOPPED with honeycomb. As much as I want to leave this place, I think it'd be rude. I mean, lets not make mountains out of molehills here, but some of you have actually given enough of a fuck to track me down from OD to this place..I feel I owe you something, even if that something is'nt regular updates or ..stuff. Jarrod is addicted to redbook, man..no, not the womens magazine, I meant the sexsite. Yeah, apparently it's like a craigslist for sex and whatnot. 40 bucks for this, 60 for that, it's gonna cost extra to use the wiffle ball bat. He wonders why I never have any women problems and I just smile and shrug. If I had any woman problems, I'm sure they'd be a farcry from yo dawg which ho should I call up tonight. Probably more like..um..shit, thats a good question, what WOULD my woman problems entail?
10: God help her if she finishes the milk
17: Yo I'm not tryna be mean...but dawg, I WILL TAKE A MURDER CHARGE if a female even TOUCHES my beastwars and aliens figures-, I'm not playin either rips open shirt THUG LIFE, 559 WHAT, ALL DAY EVERY DAY, POR VIDA SON
huh...well, it all seems like a nice way to kill some time, I'll file it under shit that'll never happen and mull it over later on bye
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