12rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

What? Timmy’s in the well? A data breach? What is it, Lassie?
Heh, I don’t know if anyone else got that message, but, like, I’m too lazy to change my password so uh, just know if there suddenly starts being entries where I’m magically functional and happy, it’s obviously not me and an impostor.

And now, the final category here on celebrity jeopardy:
“This month starts with ‘Feb’.”
OOH! UH, FEBTOBER!
Hahah, you fuckin retard, it’s clearly Febterday!