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History is a fascinating subject isn’t it? But it is a bit of a pain trying to remember all those names and dates and, and, and… Course when you actually lived through most of the events in qu...

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When you’re floating in the vacuum of space you have a lot of time to think about the size of the universe and how small you actually are. It might give some a inferiority complex, but not me. ...

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Sorting through my books is always a fun experience, especially when you consider how many of the buggers I actually have. A Handbook for Visitors from Outer Space? Might give that to my siste...

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Life doesn’t get much better than this. Well, unless you’re Hugh Hefner.    

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Well, this is interesting. Maybe not to everyone, but certainly to me. Who’da thunk that? The book I’ve been waiting on? It only contains the secret to…    

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When job hunting, there are a few things that are important. The local paper, pen, paper, computer access, the ability to retain one’s sense of humour…    

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‘So, what exactly does happen then you press the green and black button?’ ‘Well, nothing, except the b utton turns black and green.’    

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The end is in sight. I’m just about across the finishing line. All I have to do is defeat that great big fuck off mechanoid…    

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‘If you could say anything to me, anything at all, what would it be.’ ‘Can’t tell you.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because that would defeat the purpose of the question.’    

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Some people don’t understand religion. I don’t know what’s so complicated, to be honest. It seems to boil down to my deity can beat up your deity. Well, except Buddhists. And possibly pastaf...

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And we’re into the final straight. Which would be fine. No, really, it would be fine. Except this bus is stuck at a right angle…    

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Yesterday, I had the strangest feeling that the house was haunted. At first I thought it was because I forgot to switch off the TV, but it continued after that…    

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You know, you really do have to be careful how you say things. It can lead to awkward or”interesting” conversations. For example, I was trying to tell one former girlfriends parents how much I...

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He walked up to her slowly and put his arms around her, pulling her close for a hug. ‘I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry,’ he said. ‘What for?’ ‘You mean they haven’t told you?’    

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What to do? That’s the question. Thing is, I’m not really sure. Have to decide soon, though, cos these drugs won’t get less stolen and this body won’t get any less deceased.    

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Dovecot Street, Stockton on Tees 19:05 hours ‘Scuse me mate, got a spare fag?’ ‘Sorry mate, don’t smoke.’ ‘Fucking liar. You’ve got a lit fag in your hand you doyle.’ ‘Sorry. Meant to say...

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Time travel is a bitch. Seriously. Unless you can do it, I don’t think you actually know how many problems it actually presents. Age for example. To look at me, you’d think that I was early ...

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Also written for Year of Creativity Prompt: Protection Protection. To different people, it means different things. To some it means contraception. To others, it means guns. Lots and lots o...

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Everyone thought of him as being mild mannered. In keeping with his job as a dentist. Or oral hygienist as some would insist on calling him. He didn’t go much with that. He trained as a dent...

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This was the most boring thing I’ve ever done. Watching paint dry doesn’t even compare. But, you know what they say. Needs must… I looked upon my handiwork and smiled. I didn’t really enjoy...

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It was a cold dark night. Fuck off. Of course it was. The books set in the fucking winter. It’s not exactly going to be t shirt and shorts weather, is it? Mind you, it sounds better than ju...

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‘D’you want to know what I think?’ ‘What?’ ‘I think you’re more in love with the idea of being in love than you are with your girlfriend.’ ‘What makes you say that?’ ‘Well, you are in my bed...

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‘Why are you doing this to me?’ ‘Because I can.’ ‘That’s it?’ ‘Yup. Why, you want me to stop?’ ‘Nope.’    

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‘You will meet a tall dark stranger.’ Just how many tall dark people are there in the world? It’s not a description that fits everyone. If everyone did meet a tall dark stranger as often as t...

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I sit here, surrounded by files and computers and other work related things and I have to ask myself: is this all there is to life? I suppose if I wanted adventure, excitement and really wild t...

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