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So, here’s the thing. Towards the end of last month, I discovered that the bluetooth on my phone had decided not to work. Now, this was a problem due to the fact that I regularly used the blue...

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So, here are the dinosaurs I promised yesterday. These were all taken at Teessaurus Park which I only found out existed last week. Sadly, it is quite neglected. And some more ...

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Wow, thanks for the notes on my previous entry. I’m always worried when I write an entry like that, that people will think I’m being a bit of an arse and just advise me to shut up. Also thanks...

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This wasn’t the entry that I was planning to write, but it’s just broken and I think it’s great news. A judge has just ruled that proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California is uncon...

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So, here’s the thing. I’m thinking of entering this short story competition and I think I may already have a story to fit the theme. May being the operative word. I was wondering if anyone wo...

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Nails in the wall, nails in my hands, nails in my feet. You know something? When I said to this bunch that I wanted to get a better feeling for what our Lord and Saviour went through, I didn’t...

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Everyone bangs on about the so called quarter life crisis. I don’t believe in it myself. At 25, you should be using a zimmer frame. Joe Maggs, age 10.    

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It wasn’t so much as rain as if someone had upturned a huge bucket of water on the place. Cursing, Stuart grumbled his way around making his deliveries. He got a slight surprise when one parce...

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I like to dance. It makes me feel free. It’s just a shame after the last time, with all those ambulances, I’m not allowed to any more.    

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So, halfway there. Halfway to Paradise, if you believe the advertising slogans. I’m not sure about that, but this beam of light is by far the most comfortable way of travelling I’ve ever found...

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Help me. I really, really need your help. Please? What do I need help with? Well, I have a you shaped hole in my life.    

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Without leaving your seat, take photos of things beginning with A, E, I, O, U and Y Arm: Eye: Incense tower: Open Diary: USB modem: Yellow baccy packet: Will    

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My mum is constantly on my back about getting married. Constantly. She just won’t shut up about it. There’s just one slight problem with that. Not only am I single, but I have never had roma...

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You know, there may have been something in that potion that’s making me hallucinate. I really do think I’m starting to see things. Either that or there really is a pink and green hippo floatin...

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Walking down the street yesterday, I was struck by a sudden realisation. I shouldn’t be walking down the middle of the road during rush hour. Course, that realisation wasn’t the only thing to ...

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In the eternal battle of good versus evil I don’t think it really matters who wins. That’s not so much because there can never actually be a winner and more to do with the fact I’d rather be ea...

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Having said that, I don’t think you can read too much into these things. Unless, of course, they’re the instructions for a nuke.    

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Sitting here, listening to my music, one question springs to mind. How do I know that I’m listening to the music and not that it’s listening to me?    

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‘What do you think of me, honestly?’ ‘Honestly?’ ‘Yeah.’ ‘The answer to that should be obvious from the fact that I’m here.’    

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He turned away, the smoke still rising from the bullet hole he left in the other guys forehead. As he did, his mobile phone rang. ‘Is it done?’ ‘You doubt me?’ ‘Shazam.’ He was surprised by...

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So, it’s come down to me. Last man standing and everything to play for. I will not let them down. Not if I value my life. Literally.    

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‘Do you remember what I said to you yesterday?’ ‘Not a word, sorry.’ ‘Great. That was important information there.’ ‘I’m not your fucking personal walking dictaphone!’ ‘I thought you were.’...

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And now, the end is here. And so we face the final curtail. Bloody closing time. Why do we need it? I could do with a few more, possibly help me forget. And that is indeed it. A mere 4 hou...

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The wind whipped over his face, messing up his expensive and previously perfect hair, as he stood over the grave. He made no noise but had tears coursing silently down his face as the looked at...

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Y’know, things aren’t always what they seem to be. Look at me. you’d never know that I was actually born a woman, would you? See? That’s what I’m talking about.    

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