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Putting the Burr in Labor day in Normal entries
There’s a thunder storm at my gates right now. Though this is my biological home, thunderstorms still take me by surprise. Exciting. As a kid I’d ride my bike out somewhere that I could taste the...
Flash Friday; Saturdays child or The Devils In the Details in Flash Friday
“The devil’s in the details, but he doesn’t live there.” “Huh.” “Not his mailing address.” “Ok.” “You could get a message to him at details for devil, but …” “I’ll bite, the fuck?” “We’re friends...
A couple of hours ago I tweaked my back goodly (heh, lookit me, making fun of misused adverbs and the whole backwards good/bad thing while my back is stiffer than a peach fuzz freshman peeking in...
Inspired by an Actual Entry in Normal entries
What is the difference between Based On a True Story and Inspired by Actual Events? It seems like Inspired is more arbitrary than based, True is subjective at least more so than actual, story has...
“Detective Reese,” he didn’t extend a right hand for shaking, “You the forsenic tech?” “Yes sir,” abe said withdrawing his own shaking hand “Abe Mort —“ “Yeah, kid, I’m not going to remember your...
Warning in Normal entries
Yesterday was a hard day, but it had ups as well as downs. I was up late too watching Netflix TV. I’m sure I’ve bitched enough about the stupid rhetorical screenwriter trick of removing contracti...
Still haven't found what I'm looking for in Normal entries
Surprises me that I’ve been here at all this year. I’m not bad mouthing prose box, I like prose box, though there’s hardly any evidence to support that. I don’t participate much. It’s my head, my...
Morbid non-flash in Adjunct to 8/9/2013 flash friday; a trinity of flashs
You know I used to kind of know what people meant about fear of dying alone and I kind of knew what people meant by Everyone Dies alone, though, honestly, I used to sing seventies power ballads i...
16 or lack thereof in Normal entries
Today would have been my sixteenth wedding anniversary, as the crow flies, and, presupposing a lack of a divorce two years ago. There’s a lot of any story not told if you take it as the crow flie...
Flash Friday or why I should be paid not to write flashes in Flash Friday
“Some say love it is a taco With steak bites and cilantro, Some say love it is a twinkie Or perhaps, um, a fat ho-ho, I say love’s a baseball diamond With you the squat short stop Love it is a sh...
Chunks of time in Normal entries
Earlier in the week I had a few stories running through my head, I was going to pop them in the flash Friday toaster, but one thing didn’t lead to another and I lost the thread. One was kind of f...
The narrow road to Arnold in Normal entries
Among the many things I don’t get some involve Arnold Schwarzenegger. Most of the things I don’t get I don’t even know I don’t get, but Arnold isn’t too complex for me to understand not getting h...
From the sponser *EDIT* now stupidier in Normal entries
There really isn’t a lot going on with me these days. I could whine about shit that hurts but I’m tired of the sound of my own voice, putting it in print doesn’t help any. Funny thing about old ...
The Voodoo Priestess, Indian Bob and how much money I don't have in Normal entries
There are a lot of pharmacies in this town. Only a handful of vendors, but each have at least two to four pharmacies within five miles of where I’m typing. I have pet names for them. The one I we...
A Late Confession *Edit* Yikes in Normal entries
I’m about to admit something that, honestly, is years too late in the admission. I’d like to attribute it to hubris or shame or something profoundly human. I really just forgot. It had been on my...
Stuff in Normal entries
Watched a new Netflix original tv series. They’ve had some really good ones like Orange is the new black and the one with kevin spacey. This new one, something with summer camp in the title, has ...
The first rule in Normal entries
Fight club. I don’t remember reading it but I must have, why would I have read every other book of Chucks except fight club? I certainly saw the movie. And I’m seeing it again, right now. I keep ...
Wolves in Normal entries
Monster movies are kind of stupid. Yes, I know, that sentence was kind of stupid. I did that so that this entry could be dismissed. I watch monster movies for the same reason you do, if you do, a...
Steam Punk in Normal entries
There was this guy a few years back … he probably is still a guy if he’s still alive and if he’s not it would have been foul play but he sure wouldn’t have had a sex change if he was dead. Let’s ...
My phone is notoriously wrong about the weather. I mean measurably wrong, like stick your head out the window kind of wrong. It’s hot and humid as a motherfucker out there and my phone says it’s ...
Fits and prints in Normal entries
Over the past few days I have thought in terms of entry’s, that is to say I composed entries, I thought in sentences and paragraphs about things that might go into a journal. It’s different than,...
Cause you forgot in Normal entries
... And flying machines in pieces on the ground in Normal entries
Shit has been strange around here lately. I mean the planet, but, more intimately, my circle of people on the planet, most of whom are in North and South America. The example I’m about to give is...
Mary Jane rides again in Normal entries
I’m just typing here, not intending to offend or rally and although it might seem like I have a strong opinion, I probably don’t. Recreational marijuana. You know with the exception of Viagra wha...
Laughter is the best medicine for things like the hiccups, gas, depression, the common cold. For compound fractures, exposed nerves, third degree burns the best medicine is a topical numbing agen...
