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Cubs, Election and Jimi Hendricks in Normal entries
It’s early November and an election year. Americans seem tense and not the good kind of tense. I saw a facebook factory made post that said ‘I support law enforcement, use correct bathroom for my...
Sparking in Normal entries
A few days ago I was doing an actual Flash Friday flash, um, I guess that’d be two days seeing how this Sunday. My computer has been have increasingly frequent crisis of conscious and electricity...
A medicated essay on time in Normal entries
As a kid, like ten, I started reading time travel stories, like HG Wells the Time Machine, Mark Twain’s Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court (that one fucked me up) and Bradbury’s short story...
Pioneer chicken stand in Normal entries
I woke up from a stress dream a few minutes ago. I am so out of practice I didn’t even quite get that it was a dream for a minute, a second, however long that period of time in is when your consc...
archives in Flash Friday
She walked by a cell phone on the sidewalk. It was lit and a man’s voice was coming from the small speaker. She hurried past so the sound of her heels would be indistinguishable. She thought as...
Intro to October in Normal entries
I know flashes are done, dead, over with. At least as an institution here on Prosebox, if they ever were. October was flash month. In the bad old days on that other journaling site, flashers love...
Memory in Flash Friday
Ever since Facebook started offering to share old memories … shit. You know how facebook offers to share old posts? A lot of them are linked to OD. This came from a Flash October prompt. I like i...
Leaks, leeks and wikileaks in Normal entries
I was thinking about something and my computer shut down. It’s been happening too frequently, though, most times it’s some kind of fucking upgrade or other. I stumbled across a can of air so I to...
Wee update in Normal entries
My little sister was in town the past few days. My little sister and, I think, fiancé. GF asked, I realize I don’t know for sure, but they are so very much law abiding citizens and they are livin...
Wait, what? in Normal entries
I might have waited too long to process stuff from the wedding. Two different levels of adrenaline and joy, and then almost a week to deescalate. My doctors office had a wild hair too, so I had t...
Quick flashs in the pan in Flash Friday
“ Why you peeing in a cup mister?” “Parole officer. Why are you?” “Mom. Why does prole ‘cifer want your pee?” “Because he’s a sad little man. Why does your mom want yours?” “She doesn’t. She just...
Two Trickling tales in Normal entries
So I’m in this gas station in Wyoming and I picked up some water and cigerettes (shut up, I’m quitting again). “Do you have American Spirit Blacks?” I swear you could hear gears spinning. “Um, wh...
My facebook contribution in Normal entries
Some 2500 years ago democracy was conceived and implemented in Greece. Some 250 years ago Jeffersonian Democratic principles were conceived in an English colony and implemented a bloody decade la...
Nostalgia, my dinner with spoo in Normal entries
Heh. This is like the bad old days. When you get a bit a teary eyed for OD you can go to facebook for your circular argument fix. For those who don’t know Alan Pedersen was Spoo on OD. I don’t ho...
Hi! in Normal entries
I keep writing, erasing and rewriting a toast in my head for my daughters wedding. When push comes to shove I’ll probably just wing it; a rehearsed toast sounds like a speech, and, no matter how ...
Expiration date in Normal entries
I thought I had posted the thing below, I guess not. So I’ll tack it on at the bottom. Every decade of my life I have crossed this country at least twice by road and I can’t rightfully recall how...
Not you *you* the broader you in Normal entries
It doesn’t matter what kind of asshole you are, I’m going to try my absolute best to treat you with kindness and as much respect as I can manage, just don’t thank me for it. It’s not about me and...
Update in Normal entries
I don’t think I’ve been documenting it well here, and, um, that’s sort of a good use of a journal, though, not an entertaining use. The it, subject of previous sentence, is a broad pervasive move...
What? in Normal entries
So I was thinking … yeah, shut up, I know you ”thought you smelt sumthin’ burning” Old jokes are the new old jokes, and, anyhow, he whom smelt it … Sometimes I actually think in entry form. This...
Nothing much, what's up with you? And, Brain Damage in Normal entries
I haven’t been here for a while. I guess I could check the date of the last entry and be more specific. Fuck you, so could you. I’m not sure it matters that much to either of us. Maybe if we pain...
What the Duck. Gov in Normal entries
So I’m watching last nights Preacher on xfinity dot com and something is fucked up, it plays every commercial at the commercial break. There were, among ads for products and shit, four commercial...
Dance like everybody's laughing in Normal entries
So I chatted with daughter last night, first time since the weirdness, I mean the weirdness between her and I, general weirdness is pervasive in perpetuity. You can disagree with that statement, ...
Tacos alive, alive Oh in Normal entries
I went to the sexually ambiguous taco bell for lunch. I might not have mentioned it, but I’m not on a diet, I am paying attention to my appetite, but not that which I feed it. I know, you want to...
Archives in Normal entries
I was digging through my archives looking for nothing in particular. This is from 9/11/2002. Guess I didn’t much care for editing then either. Beyond the Columbia River I harbor neither fictions ...
Balls said the queen, if I had them I'd be King in Normal entries
68 degrees and 90 percent humidity, that’s either bragging or my only excuse (hopefully), oh and I’m 56 fucking years old and have been a whiney couch potato. I went on my most ambitious ride of ...