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That's what I thought in Normal entries
I don’t know, it sounded better in my head. Don’t cell phones make movies out of internal thoughts? Or was that a typo for eternal? I don’t know, auto correct could change the language, any langu...
Soup in Normal entries
A couple few months back, give or take a couple or a few, I was reading this article about local elections. It said, in summery, or it said to me, in summery, lo these couple few months later, th...
More or less of the same or something else in Normal entries
My dreams have returned, sort of. I’m not going describe them, it’s just odd to have them again with some regularity; it’s been years. One piece of my sleeping medication is part of the cocktail ...
Rosin up the bow in Normal entries
There’s no sound in the world quite as lonesome as a fiddle, except for maybe a violin, but it’s lonesome in a different. Not the howl of a lone wolf on the last night of a hunters moon, not a cr...
Getting Along in Normal entries
I feel pretty confident in saying the recent election didn’t go the way I wanted, at least for the office of president. I’m pretty confident too that the sense of polarization, division, derision...
High Rise in Normal entries
“Sometimes he felt like he was living in a future that had already happened” … The High-Rise I hadn’t heard of it either but I was going through bins or racks of recent releases in some post-apoc...
Struttin' and Frettin' in Normal entries
The days stack up ahead like slow stale pancakes Until the diner is shut and no more refills; And the days before, fools pay their tab, leave a tip Hit the door and die. Life’s a carney, you buy ...
“ It is the cruel irony of life that we are destined to hold the dark with the light … (and some other dichotomies I’ve forgotten as they were spoken)” — Heroes. Said in one of those dark clipped...
Holidays in Normal entries
For most people, I’m talking people my age in my hemisphere, Christmas lost it’s luster before puberty set in, hell, before double digits it lost it’s magic, but you were still happy about plasti...
Things I've seen in Normal entries
I’ve been under the weather; full disclosure? For a few weeks now, but it’s not all the time. I know under the weather covers a multitude of slimy things from Ailin’, doing poorly to a hitch in t...
Something to offend everyone, archives from 2011 in Normal entries
Whereas I’ve never been the sanest person I know, part by design, part by fucking providence, I have had a firmer grasp on accepted standards and practices of this model of homo sapiens than a nu...
Just Sayin' in Normal entries
I was thinking … No, you shut up. Wouldn’t it be cool if all the time and energy and world wide voodoo that goes into tracking my internet habits and generating ads and spam went into cracking me...
D'ye ken Dan Brown with his hounds and his horns in the morning in Normal entries
You know how sometimes you are too busy to be sick? Like you know something is wrong you just don’t have the time or patience to deal with it or with a doctor, waiting room, appointments, and he’...
Technology in Normal entries
There’s a million ways to feel old; losing hair, memory, creaking joints when you stand up, shaking your cane at young whippersnappers speeding past you, or pretty much anything that involves eit...
Intro and orphans in Normal entries
It’s been a strange couple of days, not in a bad way, or, even objectively a strange way. Subjectively my head has been a strange thing to have on my neck. I wrote a couple of orphans. Wait, no, ...
A flash from my belly in Flash Friday
Ever since the accident, Charlie, the Bass man, has been drinking his whiskey through a straw. There’s a cigarette burning on the piano but no ones on the stage but the house lights and someone’s...
A flash from my belly in Normal entries
Ever since the accident, Charlie, the Bass man, has been drinking his whiskey through a straw. There’s a cigarette burning on the piano but no ones on the stage but the house lights and someone’s...
Something in the air in Normal entries
Weird shit has been happening with the electronics around here. A few mornings ago, long before the sun would have come up here daylight savings or no, the doorbell went off and off and off. Disc...
A skin head I once knew in Normal entries
I worked in Juvenile corrections in the State of Oregon from 1984 until 1990. My experience has the bias of the geographic location and the time, not the bias most people would consider, or, rath...
Privilege and flash in Normal entries
I’ve been trying hard to write. How? By writing. It’s a bright day here in Mid Michigan, looks as much like April as it does November; barren trees, wet farmland. I wandered out into the sticks a...
Opposite of flash in Normal entries
Inspiration is a bitch. See? That sentence is uninspired. We both know what it means but it’s nonsense, imprecise. So, sometimes what I do is just write and if I write long enough or short enough...
Cheery Thoughts on the 7th of November in Normal entries
Most of the cats that you meet on the street speak of true love Most of the time they’re sitting and crying alone One of these days they know they better get going Out of the door and down on the...
Chicken wing in Normal entries
A beautiful autumn day outside, here, in the lower center palm of the mitten. The sky is a deep corn flower blue, clear as Lake Superior, and the riot of tall and varied trees waving their orange...
Typing to distraction in Normal entries
I’m not really a very difficult person, though, I suppose that depends on who you ask, and with all due respect, perhaps generously due, those other motherfuckers lie. I’m only difficult when the...
Before the breaking of the new millennia in Normal entries
Late 95 early 96 things were not looking good for my fiancé at the time and myself. To stay on point I’ll just leave it there, though the story is unusual and sad. She was finishing up a degree i...