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2/6 Barrage
1.) We need a new circle of hell for people who loudly snowmobile near residential areas to proclaim the size of their genitals. 2.) Some want to be feared, some want to be loved, I just want to...
2/5 Barrage
1.) Letters like PUA & MRA deserve to stand for better things than Pick Up Artist & Mens Rights Activist. Those letters don't deserve that! 2.) I hope Rodman at least nicknamed him "Lil ...
2/4 Barrage
1.) Less dominant in Jurassic Park were the philosoraptors who instead of trying to escape debated whether the park existed at all. 2.) Link liked to fight Like-Likes but he didn't LIKE-like to ...
Groundhog Barrage
1.) CNBC counterprogrammes the Super Bowl halftime show with Yuppie Bowl. It's... horrifying. 2.) Am I the only person who refers to "Mrs. Doubtfire" as "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dad"? 3...
2/1 Barrage Part 2
1.) I have come to accept that I don't have the sculpture skills to create a Statue of Limitations. 2.) When you're initiated into the street urchin gang in OLIVER TWIST, you get tattooed with a...
2/1 Barrage
1.) If a wrestler died in a buddy cop movie, it'd be all "he only had two days until retirement. then two weeks until unretirement." 2.) She trained as a master Dungeons and Dragons barmaid on s...
1/31 Barrage
1.) As I grow my hair out again, I look more like myself. It's weird. 2.) At the height of her successful A-Team themed orgy, she chuckled to herself and said "I love it when a plan comes togeth...
1/30 Barrage
1.) "Legion of Super Heroes character or Mega Man enemy?" 2.) The early hominids in the Dave Matthews shirts and the puka-shell necklaces were the bro-magnon man. 3.) Probably the worst typo of...
I call my collected short ideas "Barrages"
1.) A "conjunction junction" parody about conjunctivitis? 2.) If you named your band "Unregistered Hypercam 2" it would make 43% of all youtube videos an advertisement for YOU. 3.) Dear The Sou...
yes, still doing barrages here
1.) A movie character personality test where every answer is "you are... A PERSON ON THE INTERNET WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS". 2.) Arnold doing a Slap Chop infomercial that's just thirty m...
Book Description
originally, I went to college to be a comedy writer
the urge to still generate short form ideas remains
I collect, once or twice a day, my one-liner jokes
and my germs of ideas that I litter on social media
into little collections I call “barrages”
and then I put them here
sometimes
