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1.) Pac-Man's more fun if you say the ghosts are the damned souls of Mens Rights Activists & the sheets are fedoras pulled down over their eyes. 2.) To air is Bud and at basketball, he's div...

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1.) Are "The Cheerios Farts" A Thing? Guys. I think "The Cheerios Farts" are A Thing. 2.) When leading someone thru a 1st sexual encounter w/ their non-preferred gender say to them in a cowboy a...

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1.) The follow-up to the MtGox Scandal will just be a re-skin of Dogecoin Dogecoin Panic. 2.) A mash-up of The Rentals "Down With P" and "OPP" would probably be great. 3.) Knowing your limitati...

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1.) Is there fan-fiction about Mr. Drysdale being a swinger and getting it on with The Millionaire and His Wife pre-Island? 2.) Fan-fiction where Miss Hathaway drops the facade of pining for Jet...

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1.) Writing parodies of Springsteen is difficult as the only reason I'd ever listen to Springsteen is so as to write parodies of Springsteen. 2.) There is a misspelling in the already stupid-ass...

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1.) So many friends marching in the Utica St Pats Parade. Don't slip in any of the... ah... previous beer. 2.) Last night, I dreamed I was an MLB bench player getting my first chance as a starte...

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1.) Some of these dreams lately, it's like I'm living out other ways my life coulda legitimately gone but w/ this consciousness so I'm lost. 2.) All the Pringle ladies, all the Pringle ladies, i...

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1.) Causality and entropy, those two bastards breathing down on me. 2.) My mom's crazy dog refuses the boots and I just end up carrying him back in when he gets cold after he poops. 3.) Why? Be...

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1.) These weathermen and weatherwomen are just a bunch of depth queens right now. 2.) Paraphrasing the so-bad-it-transcends line from MIB2 "you're not sad because the winter's so long, the winte...

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1.) When the world is heading into a territory where I am the relatively level-headed entity present, man, we are screwed. 2.) Gums bleeding at the scraper's touch, he said to the dentist "don't...

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1.) The internet does not have enough pictures of Ernest Borgnine as a Borg. 2.) A Highlander-themed fighting game called IMMORTAL COMBAT. 3.) The nightmare was a bit like a mix of THE MATRIX a...

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1.) While attempting to find momentum creatively and in finding side work, I think I also need a change of pace to mix it up. 2.) I wondered how they were ever allowed to use "Modern Love" in an...

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1.) Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Danny Trejo LET him. 2.) One of the stars of GREYS ANATOMY is returning but the bigger news is that GREYS ANATOMY is still on the air. 3.) We're...

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1.) I've come to believe my scatterbrain is a psychological failsafe, making me too distractable to give into despair these last two years. 2.) I wonder how many untoward uses of google glass we...

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1.) Hip-hop Let's Plays use unregistered hyphy-cam 2. 2.) Discretion is still the better part of valour but these days valour and three dollars will get you a coffee at Starbucks. 3.) An elabor...

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1.) And then there are the days where you are honestly not sure whether the best reaction is to curl up in a ball in the dark or is to march around banging a pot and pan together while singing "I...

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1.) We'll go down to the mall, pretend we're still nineteen, with the future still bright & the grass blaring green. We'll pretend. 2.) Ralph Fiennes has an inverse Dorian Gray thing where t...

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1.) This is probably gauche as hell but my brain always mixes up Richie Havens and Richie Valens. 2.) Most of the songs about Woodstock were written by people who never went to Woodstock. Histor...

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I Wanna Hold Your Ham (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peas Coupled With Pearl Onions? Werewolves of Luncheon Sweet Home Abalone I Need A Hero Lunch For Life Lunch Be A Buffet Easy Bake Oven Is Wha...

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1.) Convince people you believe AWP stands for "Angry White Patricians". This will determine if they have a sense of humour. #AWP14 2.) I hope that Moss Man/Stinkor shippers call the relationshi...

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1.) The Godfather made the bomb disposal expert an offer he couldn't defuse. 2.) People who watch reality shows can't pick on wrestling fans as "it's all made up" since... at least wrestling fan...

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1.) Fiona Apple's transition from musician to B-movie actress was seamless in ATTACK OF THE 40-POUND WOMAN. 2.) An "It's Not Unusual" parody about the DTs? "It's not unusual to see bugs on anyon...

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1.) Hairdressing machines all look like telepathy amplifiers to me. 2.) It's a free-to-play mobile game about Lara Croft's pregnancy called WOMB TATER. 3.) It's not just a matter of knowing the...

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1.) I like to imagine each of Ollie's fleas is actually a tiny Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing a nigh-microscopic bass. 2.) No, love does not conquer all. But it can win any fair fig...

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1.) It turns out the Dollar Store in Britain is called "Poundland" so adjust your codenames for sex when in England accordingly. 2.) Pop music is less an art and more of a technique. Talent's ni...

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