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1.) “I’m On A Plane” parody about living in Maine? 2.) Niagara Falls is full of borderline personalities. 3.) Sia and Shia buy some Chia in Ikea. 4.) These are not the Noids you were looking for....

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1.) When Clarice wanted oral sex from Hannibal, she had to word it very precisely to avoid disaster. 2.) She didn’t think “dental drill” sounded fancy enough. She preferred “molar vortex”. 3.) Sh...

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1.) I refuse to accept “social justice warrior” as an insult. It’s the highest compliment! Paint your faces as Ultimate Social Justice Warriors! 2.) An ancient Egyptian who makes terrible EDM bea...

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1.) A pixelated version of Starry Night called “Atari Night”. Get on this. 2.) Roses are red/and orchids are strange/workers of the world unite/you have nothing to lose but your chains 3.) SPOILE...

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1.) This cartoon was filmed in front of a live, incredibly patient, studio audience. 2.) Your grievances are never fully redressed without a smile. 3.) The body and blood of Christ are Mass-produ...

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1.) A Roger Rabbit parody of Titanic would involve the line “French me like you do your paint girls”. 2.) If I’m following all this properly Spider-Man’s gonna be the host of the Daily Show becau...

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1.) I like to pretend that the German word for lingerie is “later-hosen”. 2.) Hollowing out Keanu Reeves’ skull and living inside of it is called a Neodesic dome. 3.) If you smoke maple sap in an...

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1.) Brian Williams said he hated it when Kayne interrupted his winning a Grammy. 2.) When they refer to “Charlie” in ‘Nam movies, I briefly imagine an army of frothing Charles Mansons tearing thr...

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1.) It’s rainin’ men. It’s hailin’ Hydra. It’s snowin’ pop culture references, deep into the echo chamber of faint validation. 2.) If you watch Fox News for more than 16 hours straight, you have ...

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1.) With a DJ set by DJ Set, an elder serpent god who is also a DJ. 2.) With Skymall and Radioshack both dead now, will there emerge an underground market for radio-controlled things no one needs...

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1.) The usual SI models are actually Google Plus sized in that almost no one looks at them anymore despite corporate desperation. 2.) “Don’t make fun of him for being a mohel,” she said, “he can ...

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1.) It’s a 70s buddy cop thing where one’s a lady’s man, other’s a psychic. It’s called STARSKY & HUNCH. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) A parody of the Dead’s “Truckin” about the mechanics of dra...

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1.) The kind of cold that turns you off from lime gummy bears for months. 2.) Al-Qaeda in Arabic means “The Base”. The GOP calls their stalwart racist sexist fundamentalists “The Base”. Non-coinc...

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1.) MATH 2.) The West Wang 3.) SpurtsNight 4.) Roach 5.) Knight Ruder 6.) Saved By The Cell: The College Years 7.) The Farts of Life 8.) Baby Don 5 9.) Don’t Trust The P In Apartment 23 10.) ...

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1.) Oh brothers, oh sisters, the fitful restless useless endless interrupted fruitless hazy traumatic hallucinatory pointless exhausting sleep of a person with an awful head cold. I’d only wish i...

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1.) If you were expecting good music at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, you’re probably the one still thinking SNL might be funny next week too. 2.) All those suits at the end of Iron Man 3, that… ...

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1.) If all the ads were online days ago, why are you even still watching the game for the ads? Are you that one person who still buys Playboy? 2.) You can’t tell the gov’t man he’s not helping en...

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1.) Convince a hipster that you think Normcore means dressing like Norm on CHEERS. 2.) You know what they say, rolling on the mean streets of Albany’s suburbs: pimps up, Cohoes down. 3.) The bori...

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1.) God, King of the Monsters 2.) The Mohel Tenenbaums 3.) Pope Floats 4.) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Magic Underwear 5.) Eucharisty Business 6.) Batmanischewitz Begins 7.) A Lord’s Work O...

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1.) I regret I’ll not be alive in a few hundred years when people will speak of “the historical Gandalf” & search for his grave. 2.) Seth McFarlane’s career is a conspiracy to make creatives ...

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1.) Woodward and Berenstein uncovered a vast conspiracy to cover up a family of talking bears. 2.) Only the biggest Beach Boys fans would name one of their pets Sounds. 3.) We only get so much be...

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1.) The entire Masters Of The Universe series would’ve been 90 seconds without Orko. Transform, Skeletor arrested, the end. 2.) Reboot Ghostbusters, reboot Indiana Jones, reboot Bush Vs Clinton, ...

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1.) Is there a rap act RUN C:> yet? 2.) They always speak of “finding religion” and yeah all the horrors performed in religion’s name, were I religion, I’d be hiding too. 3.) “This is true hip...

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1.) The best jokes about the storm will be around here in CNY where we can claim disappointment for only getting 4 to 6 inches then giggle. 2.) There’s always room for cello. 3.) Next on CNN: Alt...

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1.) Agnostic Ghostbusters: I Am Unsure If I Am Afraid Of No Ghosts. 2.) The Justice League of Whoopi Goldberg characters would include Guinan, Gaia, Ghost-talker and Buddy Cop To Dinosaurs Lady. ...

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