Public

Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

by Timmy™

Entries 442

Page 15 of 18

July 10, 2015

My dad on Tattoos.

They make you a lower class They’re unprofessional They’re too permanent Everybody regrets them someday The untattooed body looks nicer It destroys the body It hurts He doesn’t know anybody with...


July 05, 2015

Roll Credits.

I always love the 4th of July party. There used to be SO MANY people. It felt far more subdued. Still had a good time, somehow better than last year. It felt like a movie ending. I got anxiety...


An entertaining campy dark comedy. I’m the type of person who laughs at the wrong moments. The entire plot of the movie shouldn’t be a secret to anybody not living under a rock the past twenty y...


I was looking forward to seeing Mad Max: Fury Road. As a rule, that’s a bad thing. I wanted to like it, because it’s upsetting stupid boys. It felt like a campy 80’s movie with three hours of M...


May 23, 2015

The First Cat.

My first cat was a stray. Her name was “Striper.” (Think stripes, rather than the pornographic alternative.) The joke was that she “adopted us.” I was younger, so I don’t remember quite when...


May 14, 2015

Carbon.

I wrote my first entry in nearly four years. I’ve had lapses of journal-writing over the years, but this is by far the longest. By now, I’ve kept a carbon journal for most of my life. Without ...


April 28, 2015

It's my life.

I went for a walk. I’d been saying internally that simply putting on pants and meandering outside would help. I couldn’t remember the last time I went for a walk. I do recall last summer when ...


Thursday, 4-23-15 Cycle II, Week 4: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: good. Last night's sleep: 8.5 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 95, 145 lbs 5, 5, 8 @ 165 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 12 @ 105 lbs Bulgari...


March 23, 2015

Improving the Prequels.

I couldn’t sleep last night, so I got to thinking about how the prequels could have been improved. I forget what I was watching, but there was a comment that the clones didn’t need to be the see...


March 02, 2015

Attention Span.

The brain has a fascinating way of tuning out a lot of background noise. Things that are everyday or ordinary in some way just aren’t processed that heavily. Do you feel your socks? Ever drive...


My three heroes growing up were (in no order of importance) Weird Al, Spock, and The Fonz. They can explain most of my personality. It shouldn’t surprise me that I’m more effected than when eithe...


February 25, 2015

Car Stuff.

It’s not that I don’t want to take care of Clarissa Clutch, it’s that I don’t want to get gouged. So sometime after 70k miles, I saw the Check Engine light come on. That little yellow abominatio...


February 22, 2015

Early Bird.

I like the concept of sleeping in, but it ends up depressing me. I need sleep, absolutely. But if I look back to when I was under a tighter schedule and getting 7 hours flat every night, as lon...


After the fact, I realized I didn’t actually get around to saying what I wanted to say. I don’t think getting off-track is necessarily a bad thing. The non-sequitor thoughts tend to be more rev...


February 18, 2015

Ten Years.

So for whatever reason, I spent some time last night looking through old pictures. Those that know me know I speak cryptically about “the before times,” which is basically 2004 and earlier. Tha...


February 17, 2015

Eating Pussy.

Consent: Implied or not, never hurts to ask. Whisper, “I want to eat your pussy.” or “Can I go down on you?” Or ask, “Would you care to partake in some cunnilingus tonight?”, whatever. Foreplay: ...


February 15, 2015

Sunday Assessment for 2-15-15

Wants:Do some cardio. Sign up and go to a yoga class. Eat some broccoli. Have a good wank. Play Everquest2. Play Star Wars: Force Unleashed 2 Play Sims4. Watch Star Wars: Clone Wars in the morni...


February 10, 2015

Important things.

Sleep. Nutritional food. Tasty food. Doing something every day out in the world (other than lifting). Lifting. Water. Keeping tabs on friends. Avoiding alcohol. Doing something out-of-routine wh...


February 02, 2015

Sunday Assessment for 2-1-15

Wants:Do some cardio. Sign up and go to a yoga class. Eat some broccoli. Projects:Put away laundry. Give cats a bath. Take down christmas tree. Vacuum. Organize secondary dresser. Notables from...


January 26, 2015

White Blanket.

It’s interesting how the same stimulus can incur a different response in different people. We’re in the middle of a snowstorm here in the northeast. As it was when I was a kid, my first respons...


Looking back at my OD archive, I did this for a good portion of 2011. I felt like it helped me acknowledge both the things I was avoiding, and the small victories that I wasn’t giving myself eno...


January 25, 2015

The Golden Child.

I remember a conversation when I was 17. I was in the car with my dad and my sister. The gist of the conversation was how she had screwed up a lot in life (yet not really for 21), but it didn’t...


January 23, 2015

No Excuses.

I’ve been listening to Chocolate Starfish (and the Hot Dog Flavored Water) for the past month, indulging in Fred Durst’s unique brand of self-indulgence. Now, I have some other CD’s in my car, ...


January 18, 2015

Return.

I don’t really have a full write-up in mind. The first couple days in cancun felt cold, cloudy, and crowded. There were some excursions that went on too long and were not as expected. I made a...


January 09, 2015

TimmyYear In Review 2014.

January 11, 2014 January 20, 2014 February 10, 2014 February 19, 2014 March 19, 2014 April 21, 2014 May 11, 2014 May 21, 2014 May 31, 2014 J...


Book Description

Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.