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The Beauty of Grey.
It was 8th grade. She was a new teacher. We’d driven the previous teacher into retirement. (1) I saw a poem on the side chalkboard. I thought she was being silly. Who is this upstart trying t...
Sex Ed 101.
The following are separate mechanisms: Arousal Erection Ejaculation Orgasm I feel like this should be common knowledge, and something I’ve said before, but it deserves reiterating. One can be ...
Trek Films Reranked (YET AGAIN).
Tastes change. After four viewings of Star Trek Beyond, I think I’m ready to rank the thirteen films. But then I realized: There’s now enough nuTrek films to really separate them into three se...
Paternal Xenophobia.
So, my dad told me if I were Muslim, I wouldn’t be allowed in his home. I’m a flaming atheist, but this broke my brain. Oh wait, my brain had already been broken. I’ve been trying to be on poli...
Plot Resolutions in Star Trek Movies.
Motion Picture (V’ger): V’ger needs to merge with his creator. Wrath of Khan (Khan): Shoot at it, then have Spock sacrifice himself. Search for Spock (Klingons): Shoot at it, blow up your own ...
I think I just witnessed child abuse.
I was waiting patiently behind a woman at a Subway. She seemed distracted while ordering, perhaps because of the earbuds she had in her ears. Then her little kid just happens to run by, and acc...
Things I liked about Star Trek Beyond.
All the Leonard Nimoy feels. If Star Treks 1 and 11 were about a big evil thing approaching Earth, and 2 and 12 were about Khan, then 3 and 13 were definitely about the death of Spock Prime. ...
Roxanne and the Red Lights.
Actually, it was Kelly Quark that had the right lights, but I couldn’t resist the title. I spied a DRAM led flashing red once, but more importantly there were two red LEDs on her video card that...
How to Buttsecks.
Materials Required:A phallic device for penetration. (Ex: a penis capable of a sturdy erection, a trusty strap-on, a feeldoe, etc.) A consenting anus. One does not simply engage buttsecks with...
Don't Think About It.
I remember the last time I thought I was actually happy. I was working two jobs, going to school full time, holding down a relationship and a social life. I was BUSY. After any required activi...
Why I Missed/Love Clarissa Clutch.
Or, “Where Timmy takes an Elitist attitude against Automatic Transmission.” So, my dad and I visited my sister this week. I like my sister, but am indifferent to spending time around him. Still...
Mood, stop that.
I’m part-Scientist, so I have a theory on why I was so depressed yesterday and this morning. Initially, I thought it was because yesterday was a Planned Rest Day™. (You know, to avoid lifting t...
Anti-Depressant Hypoxia.
Whenever someone suggests yoga to deal with depression, I know immediately they have absolutely no fucking idea what they’re talking about. No secret I’m a gymrat. Obviously I feel it helps me d...
Bernie "The Birdie" Balboa.
Okay, seriously media that I couldn’t avoid because it was cardio day at the gym? HILLARY HAS NOT CLINCHED THE NOMINATION. She has 2184 pledged delegates, with 2382 needed to win. She has the ...
Melvin-Free Wares.
We all know the rule in the gym about not staring at people. Heck, since I’m attracted to girls, more often I find myself idly watching guys lift. I have this bizarre logic that since I’m a dud...
Anuswater.
I used to not really understand people who would shower after being in a pool. It’s a pool. It’s water. Even the little chlorine now and then isn’t a huge deal. And even if it’s dirty water, ...
Active and Passive Entertainment.
I like balance. At times, I seem to favor way too much active entertainment, or too much passive entertainment. Sometimes I’ll be so into a game like Everquest2 that I will have to specifically ...
Dripping in the Squat Rack.
I feel like I could fuck a dozen bitches and eat a ten kilogram steak. Holy shit, what a difference when I warm up properly. I know I joke about getting older, but I’LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU. :: ...
On PPL. Or PLPH, whatever.
This Pull/Legs/Push/Heart/repeat routine that I’ve designed for myself may be just the right balance. :: fistpump :: There’s a day between when I use the shoulder joint, and a day between when I...
Periodization.
I think I’ve taken full-body workouts as far as I can take them. Great way to regain strength in a hurry, but I clearly need to moderate how much I do per workout. When it’s submaximal, going h...
On Time.
We love to say how arbitrary time is, except it really isn’t. A year is one trip around the sun. A month is based on the moon’s orbit. A week is roughly one phase of the moon. A day is revolution...
On OkCupid.
My catfish profile on OkCupid really brings to light the polar opposite experience guys and girls have on “dating sites.” I will forget about this profile for weeks or months, and there will jus...
In a nutshell.
It’s that just because a girl takes interest in football or some other stereotypical “male” trait doesn’t make her a boy. As well, there remains a LOT of pressure on trans people to conform, simp...
On Bowl of Food™.
I’m amused at how there is a direct link between KidTimmy™ making taco meat for himself, and AdultTimmy™ accidentally making vegan chili. I love tacos. As a kid, there would inevitably be pieces...
Intelligent Broscience™ Axioms.
1: One can not outtrain a bad diet. 2: The worst program done pedal to the metal will outperform the best program done half-assed. 3: The best plan is the one you’ll stick to. 4: If your over...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
