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High-yu-Muckamuck
Not to go on all Fours; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to eat Flesh or Fish; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to claw Bark of Tre...
What I Did Friday Night...
Chris Titus, me, and his opening act Rachel Bradley.
Spank It! Spank It Good!
I woke up from a dream a little while ago where I had a threesome with my old friends Nikki and Erin. Damn I need to get laid…
Off In The Dreamworld
I don’t know you but I love you, that’s certain. I had gone down the narrow streets, pass the wooded areas and into the middle of nowhere in my dream. We met briefly and exchanged numbers. Eith...
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Abortion Clinic...
The keyboard on the laptop has managed to die. So now I’m typing by USB keyboard and actually my words are coming out more accurately on the first try without having to backspace thousands of ti...
Pink Headband
Over winter break I had a lot of time to myself. Got a little…lonely…there for a while. I don’t know if I’m feeling stressed or bored or…what? Agitated some days…it’s a hard feeling to describ...
Merry X-Mas! (Indigestion 5:43 AM)
I’m watching what is my…second…third?…hour of A Christmas Story on TV. Did my usual, “It’s a holiday, more drugs please,” routine. While the drugs have subsided this case of an upset stomach has ...
No Bueno
Fuck the medication. I just want my isolation chamber so I can lock the door on the outside world.
Further Perpetuating The Cycle Of Greed
I should have never gone into the Guitar Center two weeks ago. I saw MY Yamaha keyboard that I instantly fell in love with. Now while yesterday was spent stuffing my face full of food at my fri...
Hooray We're Gonna Die!
Another day in the world and Ferguson, Missouri is burning itself off the map. Looking back on it…I don’t think Joey ever intended to return that hentai he rented from the Deep. I’ve ADHD’ed ag...
Sugar, Aw Honey Honey
I’ve been trying to watch what I eat and exercise more frequently. Where I have been exercising every day (except today) I have been consuming candy still. With the alcohol and then quitting sm...
Inspired
I want to lay upon cold grass wrapped in a hoodie and stare at a pale blue sky Let my thoughts drift among the clouds Oh how a perfect day that would be Breathe you in and exhale a piece of heave...
One Year Milestone
Today is one year sober.
The Internet Can Be A Bitch Sometimes...
Let me start by saying that while I do love the technology of the last thirty years, it can be annoying sometimes. “PC LOAD LETTER? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!” My old laptop crashed…when it did I...
Stress With A Slice Of Stress Between To Pieces Of Stress
Come Tuesday, when I go back to school, I’m going to speak with an academic adviser about dropping my physical science class. We took our first comprehensive test over chapter one and chapter tw...
Instead Of A Cryptic Entry
How about you just unload for once. Here we go… I don’t hate my physical science class, at least not yet anyway. I’m trying to keep an open mind about these things and really, it has only been o...
What Do You Miss About Childhood?
I was invited to a party last night. (23rd) When getting the directions of where I had to go in order I realized it was near my grandmother’s old house. Took the back exit out of the neighborho...
This Society (Fuckin' Rant)
I've been wanting to write this for at least two years now... Coal Rollers. People modifying diesel trucks with a smack stack to actually bellow out that black death into the air to protest the...
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
I'm walking through my corridor. All is black and the walls green letters and numbers...a complete jumble that all makes sense eventually. Whistling a lonely tune, I trod along, into my destina...
Meow Meow!! Meow Meow!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1lZf2c00c4 I'll close my eyes And with a wave of my hand Your world is gone Scorched, wasted land I'll incinerate, penetrate, and never over compensate Your ...
"We Love The All Of You..."
I've been pining for 2004 and 1994 here lately. 2004 because that's when my life fell apart, and I'm just now putting it all back together. 1994 because I've been thinking a lot about the music...
Oh Heaven's No, Not The Green One!
Whoa...whoa...OK! You are now firing a gun at your IMAGINARY friend near FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN! Fight Club in background. Today I didn't have a babysitter at work. I worked ...
Aftermath...
So...I met up with her at Baskin Robbins because the had been mentioning mint chocolate chip ice cream that she had not had in years and it was somewhere she had been mentioning she wanted to go....
This Is Going To Hurt
We've tried to remain friends. The, "I love you's," we exchange over the phone before hanging up hurts every time. She's already, "casually dating," someone else. Shit, she was doing that fo...
Today, Life Got Better...
I keep thinking to myself, jokingly of course, about using health insurance with a week's paid vacation to check back into the hospital. My six day stay in the psych ward has turned out to be ...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
