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Water Dinner
Tilapia, scallops and home made hush puppies. I’m stuffed…and super beat. Woke up around six something this morning. Drove mom around to get her errands done. Used my Best Buy gift card for ...
Never Trust A Pastor At All
Especially if he was a used car salesman. My dad was so fucking stupid.
Valentine's Day Can Suck It
Yeah, I said it. Ma and I are going to try a Thai restaurant her coworkers have recommended for lunch (if I can stay awake.) I’m excited. Surin of Thailand. Menu looks awesome. They have a c...
V-Day Gift
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I jokingly told a friend that with my history of mental illness and breakdowns I could probably get away with stripping down naked and doing the chicken dance at a ma...
Soldiers Letting Loose
I love this video!
I'm Sorry, I Can't Do That Dave
Ate some pizza as a late night meal and went to bed. The acid reflux was strong as fuck when I woke up. Not to mention my stomach was hurting and felt very sour. I ended up tossing my cookies ...
If You Want Aceptance
Create a trans division. Stop fucking bullshitting. I’m tired of this!
Even Jason Voorhees Needs Love
Just watch, it’s hilarious.
Face Pain
I’m having a sinus issue that’s making my face hurt. It sucks. Bad. Peacock paid me a visit last week the other day. We went to Guadalajara for lunch. I gorged myself on the fajita nachos d...
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO
I was in 2nd grade when TMNT2 came out. My cousin made me a shirt with GO NINJA GO on it. I was cool for two seconds.
Fatty McFatterson
Ma made fried chicken thighs, baked beans, spiraled zucchini and corn. Ate well while watching a rerun of No Reservation. I miss Anthony Bourdain. A lot.
Munchies
Took a few puffs off the vape so now I’m munching on pretzels and cheese dip. I relapsed Saturday and Sunday and have been paying for it hardcore today. Sluggish, dehydrated, sick to the stomach...
Educational Video
Se7en Days Down *Updated*
Seven days sober. Update HAHAHAHAHA I GOT FIRED! I am seriously relieved. Seriously. No more walking on eggshells. Now I’m free to seek something else with the different experiences I have. Kind...
Cleared For Work
Got my negative Covid test back. Texted results to HR so now I’m cleared to return. Not that I want to. I guarantee I’ll be in assembly again. Mid January work my ass. UPDATED: In assembly… Oh...
Good Vibes
Woke up around eight. I’ve been sober this weekend. After the chest pains and ulcers I’m throwing in the towel. Today I tried lamb for the first time. Finally mustered up the courage to try Sitar...
Excuse Me, Mr. Monk?
6:12 AM Trying to get my sleeping on track last night I dozed off before ten. Woke up after midnight. Been awake since. Been flipping channels, eating chicken and dumpling left overs, watchin...
Geez
Seven more people are now out at work with Covid. Since Tuesday. This week.
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed...
And other things I’ve learned. Alan Alda’s biography was entertaining. Other than having a crazy mother he had a good life. No drug or alcohol addiction. Married to the same woman all his life...
Where Is My Mind
I don’t know what’s going on with me lately. My chest is tight. Too much booze. I need to sleep.
Spittin' Fireballs
We went to Guadalajara last night. Uh…let me start over. Mom got the booster shot earlier this week. Her arm hurt like a bitch, she felt sick and completely lost her appetite. Last night she a...
Sexually Frustrated
I’m having issues getting off again. Even if I watch the kinkiest, dirtiest, weirdest porn. Nothing. So, it’s no surprise I had a sex dream this morning. A threesome sex dream. I woke up fru...
Somewhere Over The Rainbow. UPDATE
Well, I’m not fired. AssButt is in a foul mood tonight. I guess Im burned out. Been almost a year of working nights. Been a few months since I’ve been stuck in assembly. I was hired to machi...
Something
I may get fired tomorrow. Got sick Monday night, left. Saw the doc and she said take tonight Off. Do I actually care? No.
Nummy Noms
Made some killer chicken enchiladas tonight. I’m nice and stuffed. If anyone is wondering it’s the Old El Paso boxed kit but I add diced green chillies to the mix plus a whole two cups of shred...
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I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
