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Moron Bros
Alcohol and me. Broke my TV Monday night. I’m fucking done…
Party Time
The Hispanic family across the street had a big get together yesterday complete with a DJ. I was tempted to walk over there and try to mingle 😆 So, in turn, we’re going out for Mexican tonight. ...
Jimmy Carter Spittin' Facts
Cats @ 3 AM
Our AC is in the fritz but since the temps are dropping we’ve left the backdoor open. It’s been nice…until… I was sound asleep but woke to the sound of Smokey yeowling hardcore. Somehow the scr...
Modern Problem, Old Song
Inflation!
Food Craving
Woke up craving a pulled pork sandwich from the BBQ Fest Saturday. Gah! It had the right amount of smoke on it and that Brunswick Stew! Lawd! Twas good and not spicy at all. There is a place...
Stuffed With BBQ
Just got back in from the 7th Annual BBQ Fest in Scottsboro. Lawd I’m full. Had a piled high pulled pork sandwich with slaw and white sauce and split a cup of Brunswick Stew with mom. Then we ...
Throw A Fist In The Air
Then bring it down to a hard flex! Repeat several times. https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/03/politics/mypillow-lindell-supreme-court-dominion-defamation/index.html His bullshit has FINALLY caught up t...
Concluded Illogical
My mouth is healing and I’ve been able to chew on that side. Finally! Time travel through dreams. I know I’ve had odd dreams but that’s a good concept. A Nightmare On Elm Street 4’s script conta...
Gah!
Crapola! The spot in my mouth hurts!!! After this next round of aspirin/ib pro’s I’m going back to bed. Maybe an ice pack on the face will help? The Roots of the tooth were bigger than the tooth ...
Me So Horny Baby
Me love you long time! Had two sex dreams. Hubba hubba I need to get laid. In other news, excessive chewing of food makes the spot where I had the tooth pulled hurt. Case in point, couldn’t fini...
The More Things Change
The more they stay the same. I present to you: The Black Legion 1937
Do The Robot
Parents know what buttons to push because they did the programming. -Unknown Think some folks need to remind themselves of that from time to time. Can’t sleep, btw.
DOOMSDAY!
This afternoon I drove mom out to Athens for a lunch with some of her coworkers. I had to drive cause she would have gotten lost even though it’s literally a straight shot. Saw this on the way t...
Kinda Hungry
Face hurts, go figure. Not gonna take my pain meds before I get some food in me. It took me a good bit to get comfy last night but once I did I fell asleep hard and it was great! It’s 9:30 and I...
Sweet Relief
Got the tooth removed. The roots were bigger than the tooth itself, Dr. P and his assistant were impressed. Native American in me so I’m used to it. The Novocain is wearing off and hydrocodone...
9 1/2 Hours
Till my dentist appointment. I managed some sleep late this afternoon. Fell asleep during the last thirty minutes of a four episode storyline on my show. Will have to look it up later. My goal ...
Son Of A Bitch!
Just ate some soup and the heat from it sent pain from that damn tooth up the side of my face. That was not a pleasant experience. I’ve still yet to sleep though I am tired. My face hurts a b...
After Hours...
The vomiting stopped but now I can’t sleep. Back tooth hurts and I can’t seem to get comfortable. Wednesday I see the dentist. Been up watching reruns of Murder She Wrote and Monk. Angela Lans...
Sickness
Shrimp scampi isn’t good coming back up. I’ve been upchucking the last thirty minutes… Currently wrapped in a blanket on the couch with the fan going, the air feels nice.
Biff Tannen Does Comedy
Great. Now my back molar hurts to the touch. Fuck me, right? Anyways, some funny stuff.
Roadkill Cafe
You kill it, we grill it! There is a local magazine called Old Huntsville. They’re filled with stories of North Alabama history. One article in particular stood out to me. It was about growing...
Anecdote
Wore my Misfits shirt the other day. While going to the store for my Mt. Dew Icee fix, a guy with a Bad Brains shirt held the door for me. We both smiled at each other’s shirts, nodded and did ...
Doc In The Box
Pain kept me up most of the night. Called in again. Went to the walk-in clinic for an NSAID shot and ‘script of antibiotics. Hopefully that’ll take the pain away.
Called In
When I woke up this morning the whole right side of my face ached thanks to the cavity. Left a VM with the plant manager, took a handful of IB Proferen and went back to bed. My calf and thigh m...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
