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Hilarity Ensues. (Edit)
I want to see a dwarf Terminator. That exoskeleton would be cool or odd. I can’t quite figure that out… Later… I’m about to scoop out my damn eye with a melon baller. The twitch will no...
2:28 AM
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
2:28 AM
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
Pay For It Later
No, paying for it now. So we had super serial storms come through. I mean SUPER SERIAL! I read the conspiracy theory that Redstone Arsenal controls the weather here and I’m inclined to believ...
Animal Eating Immigrants Part Dueax
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Animal Eating Immigrants
Cat, dog, rat. Whatever the SA population is putting in the tacos, keep it up! Tastes good! I watched that debate with a smile. Mainly cause I was high on pain pills. In all fairness, Kam...
Addvice (Lyrics And Video)
I couldn’t have written this better myself. There are a few lines that really hit home for me. Especially the part about promising myself to do better tomorrow and the road back from rock bottom...
I Really Needed That
Yesterday I woke up after four or five hours of sleep after being awake for damn near two days. Somehow I was alert and had energy, till about 4 PM that is. I was kicking back in my chair, nod...
Doped Up
5:41 AM and still feeling the effects of some pain pills I took throughout the day. The toothache comes and goes. I was dumb and made ribs for dinner. Lots of pulling meat off the bone with t...
Pleasure Or Pain
Saw the dentist. Going back Tuesday for a root canal and a new crown. He hooked me up with some horse pill sized antibiotics and eight pain killers. I can tell I’ve been off substances for a ...
Cocaine Toothache Drops
I’m reading The Big Book Of Vice. In this one, each section is broken down into drugs, alcohol, sex, etc… It goes into the history of how all came about. The one I found most interesting was W...
8 AM Hurry Hurry
My freaking mouth is hurting. It’s two teeth part of a bridge or crown or whatever you call it. Last week(?) I bit down on a hard part of a chicken tender from Popeyes. The pain has since inc...
Wanna Come Back To My Place...
And snuggle my Grover? Chris Titus’ gig was hilarious. His opening act was Rachel Bradford, his wife. I’ve seen her before with him. She’s darkly hilarious. Case in point: Get someone wh...
And The Votes Are In
9 People for hand wash 4 People for dishwasher 3 People for both. I feel fucking awful. Head cold/body is super fatigued. Bit down on a hard piece of food today so my mouth hurts. Then found o...
Question?
Dishwasher or by hand? Go!
Release...Me...
Scary alien noises 1:05 AM It was nights like this when laying on my bunk in jail, tummy rumbling a bit, that I’d want a sandwich. Now as a free man… I’m too lazy to peel myself off the couch ...
Son Of A Bitch Or Mommy's First Comedy Show
Lewis Black was hilarious as usual. My third time seeing him, first time at a comedy club. The first two shows I saw him at the VBC. The sound was a bit off on that second show so it was hard ...
Fat Chance
snaps fingers No lazy for you! I forgot tonight is the Lewis Black gig at Standup Live. Now I have to get things for a preshow cookout. Fuck…
Lethargic
Still beat from yesterday. Ended up needing to go to the store anyway. So much for being lazy today. My lower back is still stiff (and sore) from the drive. Made tacos for dinner. The seasonin...
Letter To Annette From Claude
RDR2 reference there. Boy am I fuggin tired! A lot of driving! I didn’t realize that Madam Tussaud’s was part of Opry Mills Mall. Still though, had fun. I got a picture of wax Elvis pinchin...
I'm In Nashville
Currently at Opry Mills Mall resting. Madam Tussaud’s was cool but too short. Two hour drive back to town, eat dinner at Ichiban then drive my aunt back out to Hazel Green. Then back home. ...
I Dunno Edit
I’ve been thinking over some things that we covered in the outpatient program. Matthew Perry’s death was a subject as it was all fresh in our minds. I never was a fan of the show Friends but I ...
Private Note From Last Entey
Okay I’m about to be that one jerk who tells you that you deserve it. I’m sorry, block me if you want. My sister’s murderer was high when he hit her, the asshole didn’t even get a traffic ticket!...
DUI: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
An insurance adjuster for my accident called me this afternoon. The other party (c’mon, the person I wrecked into) isn’t accepting the payout Progressive is offering. He got information about m...
Never Fails
I was snoozing good. Woke up to pain in my upper mouth. I have a bridge where some dental work was done years ago and now that area hurts bad. Fuuuck I don’t want to see the dentist. Hopefully I ...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
