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Chapter 47

by shnooze

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April 20, 2018

this bitch

A little bit of backstory for those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue what this is about: In 2007, after a years-long OD friendship with fellow diarist, Search Results, Peter and I got the op...


In the spirit of not having to pull up stakes (again) thanks to simple mind and Dreamy-Josh-To-The-Rescue - AND because Bruce continues to be a fumbling and unrepentant douchecanoe, I’ve re-opene...


February 07, 2018

just like old times *edit

Fuckin’ Open Diary amirite ladiez? It’s been 10 days since I requested to reclaim my old diary. Can any of you broads vouch for me? Like, do any of you sooper-elite beta testers have a direct li...


February 03, 2018

broken fever

The time will come when, with elation, you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror, and each will smile at the other’s welcome, and say, sit here. Eat. You will love aga...


January 03, 2018

untitled

i remember us fucking so hard and long and slow and breathless that afterward - i was ravenous. while you drifted off to sleep i would tiptoe down the hall to the kitchen and make myself a peanut...


September 27, 2017

hail the size of canned hams

I just turned 47. wtf.


Book Description

I’m forty-fucking-seven. Do I look like I know what I’m doing?!?!