Chapter 47
by shnooze
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this bitch
A little bit of backstory for those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue what this is about: In 2007, after a years-long OD friendship with fellow diarist, Search Results, Peter and I got the op...
Happy Ressurection Weekend!
In the spirit of not having to pull up stakes (again) thanks to simple mind and Dreamy-Josh-To-The-Rescue - AND because Bruce continues to be a fumbling and unrepentant douchecanoe, I’ve re-opene...
just like old times *edit
Fuckin’ Open Diary amirite ladiez? It’s been 10 days since I requested to reclaim my old diary. Can any of you broads vouch for me? Like, do any of you sooper-elite beta testers have a direct li...
broken fever
The time will come when, with elation, you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror, and each will smile at the other’s welcome, and say, sit here. Eat. You will love aga...
untitled
i remember us fucking so hard and long and slow and breathless that afterward - i was ravenous. while you drifted off to sleep i would tiptoe down the hall to the kitchen and make myself a peanut...
hail the size of canned hams
I just turned 47. wtf.
Book Description
I’m forty-fucking-seven. Do I look like I know what I’m doing?!?!