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Nice day
So let me tell you how my morning went. I woke up, a little hungry, but refreshed and in good spirits. I decided to go south from my waking point through a five mile expanse of woods. The weather...
Fucking rain
What kind of name is Leatherhead for a town anyway?
So, then...
…Same old, same old. I quit smoking during my time in prison, but the second I’m released I start right back up again. I think I’m pretty much doomed on that score. Yesterday, last night, and mos...
London
Not a lot of time so I’ll be brief. I love you guys. I miss you all. See you later. Oh, yeah, I’m in London. Etc.
Hey
I just got out of prison but none even noticed i was gone so what the fuck ever.
Heh
Got laid last night. Twice in two weeks - must be my lucky month. Was pleasant, too. She was a nice girl. Not the kind of body i usually go for, but she was areally going for it, so it was a grea...
Richmond
Weirdness abounds. Bumped into an old mate, and I may have to stick around. Probably won’t, but its nice to have plans. Need sex. That looks like its gonna be no problem, too.
Heatwave
Fuck all of you people. My brain has melted. I hate this shit.
Relatively busy
Well, no, not really, but I have spent most of the day downloading music. Gonna go attempt to beggar up some cash in a while. Try for fifteen or twenty quid, then go jump on a train. The weather’...
Wat
In the pub with two deaf guys. Fuck knows what they’re signing, but it’s either “get this homeless guy another drink” or it’s “Jesus this tramp stinks” Either way I’m drunk and happy.
You're wrong
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=GUZ5gGO0_Pw
Pride
It’s Gay Pride, and I’m in London. I woke up with an almost obscene amount of money and so I bought chicken and beer. I just chatted to two lesbians who are getting married and I gave them a beer...
Gay marriage in the US of A
Good for you. Finally, you do something that upholds the idea of freedom, and of equality, that you espouse so often yet rarely demonstrate. I am truly proud of you. Most of you, actually. Mike H...
Bored
So! Any ideas where I should head to next? I’m in Guildford and woowee, it is one boring-ass place. Someone gimme some sane suggestions. Sane suggestions. UK only. Not fucking London. Sheesh.
News. Of sorts.
All right. I was just given a crappy, screen cracked and ancient Android phone. This means wifi, which means internet, which means updates abound. It’s nothing special but at least I can get my P...
What the actual fuck.
WARNING! This entry contains crude sexual language. if you get offended by terminology such as fuck, cunt, asshole, rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, gaping hole, fanny-fart, baby-batter, crusty min...
Weird
So. I met a black chick called Lisa, and we’ve just spent a few hours having the best sex of, at least, my life. Sorry, she’s calling. See y’all later ;)
Fucking tablet
Well, it’s decided to stop charging. When I plug it into a computer, which I have to do because I lost my fucking charger, the red light comes on but nothing else happens. This is an enormous set...
Quickie
I’m back in Fagtown but I’m gonna head up north in a few days. Just a quick entry while my battery lasts to say I’m good. Hope you’re all not being douchebags. Excelsior!
Kneesus Christ
Some of you know that I was in a car accident that killed my wife and unborn son, and put me in a coma for eight months, and that I spent a year in a mental hospital when i woke up after they tol...
"Grey"
It’s gotta be the colour of her morals, because what the fuck. “Writer” of the Fifty Shades mummy porno trilogy has “written” another totally not cash-in “novel” set in her Twilight Mary Sue fanf...
Good Christ.
I kind of love the freedom of being a traveller, but there are definite downsides. The three days I’ve just spent shitting and puking my insides out with no access to medical aid, all because I a...
Run With Us
I see passion in your ey-ey-eyes.... So I finally fucked off out of Brighton. I’m in Eastbourne right now, heading into Kent, and seeing how things go. I’m a little drunk but I’m okay. Figured o...
Fallout 4!
They’re announcing Fallout 4! They’re announcing Fallout 4! THEY’RE ANNOUNCING FALLOUT 4! GODDAMN YES!
"Caitlyn" Jenner. Oh, what the fuck.
Strap in. WARNING. THE FOLLOWING VIEWS ARE MY OWN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR A SJW OR A WHINY FUCK, YOU BEST STOP READING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. DON’T COMPLAIN, DON’T WHINE, JUST BACK THE FUCK U...
Book Description
This and that. But mostly that.
