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I’m gonna be hated for this one. Will

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*kimmy* was here. your diary has been viewed by the queen. *haha just kidding* but its a cute thang you got going on here. be nice and note me back 🙂 take care*much love- ~*<3Kimmy*~ [a te...

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My favorite Cordelia quote is from First Season Angel… second episode Angel: It’s a burrower. Cordelia: It’s a donkey? We didn’t see any donkey demons. Cracks me up Every time! ~ [Corbeau] ...

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it is? lol it was pretty exciting. [><] yep, ceylon sapphire said that the Australians would be pretty happy. I guess they are 🙂 [mystikpoet] Bloody oath we are! 😀 And we have a secon...

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Written by William Forbes “Star-crossed lovers? Yeah, right.” Ah, my girlfriend. Ever the romantic. “All this stuff about comitting suicide, just because they could not live without each ot...

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© William Forbes 2002 He did not want to do it. But it could not be helped. Still, it was a shame she had to die. They had been through so much together. So very much. He was with her througho...

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That’s right. I didn’t ‘win’ the election. But nevermind. I am on the reserve list. So if anything happens to four of the people who are going, I’m there. Besides, I was not expecting to wi...

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AKA the worst joke in the world. Ever. Ever ever. A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a > > > BUMP… > > > > > BUMP… > > > ...

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I got this emailed to me today and thought it was absolutely true. Enjoy. Here’s a language lesson in Newspeak which I’ve excerpted from Eduardo Galeano’s *Upside Down: A Primer for the Looking...

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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a...

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On Wednesday I took part in a protest march and rally against student loans and tuition fees. The adventure started at around 3am when, after getting my personal stereo and my mobile phone stol...

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This is a picture of Aberdeen which is where I come from. (Please note the weather is usually much worse than this. Also, my part of town is not pictured as this would scare people.) Will (A...

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This is in response to some notes left by *iCe*AnGeL* in this entry *iCe*AnGeL*’s comments are in italics. Did the Osma Bin Laden care he was killing American citizens? No…the americans on 9/1...

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Lets see if this works… Did they honestly think they could stop pictures being posted? Fools. I chose this pic because I think it best sums up how OD staff are thinking at the moment. Do you...

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Deadly wordplay: picking Afghan targets Dana Priest The Washington Post Thursday, February 21, 2002 WASHINGTON When the soldiers of U.S. Army Special Forces Team 555 went to work in Afghanista...

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Short track skater Steven Bradbury survived a late wipe-out to win the men’s 1,000m and Australia’s first Winter Olympics gold medal. The Australian was almost the last man standing after Chin...

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Last weeks quote:“Not porno tongue. Church tongue.” First answer came from purple_mage:I know it. I know it!! Gets up and does little dance, i can declare i know it this week because i am sure...

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“If it looks good, you’ll see it.If it sounds good, you’ll hear it.If it’s marketed right, you’ll buy it.But…if it’s real… You’ll FEEL it.”Kid Rock Well, all I’m feeling at the moment is numb. ...

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Because you know how I feel about this stuff. No Logo Subtervise blowthedotoutyourass.com rtmark Culture Jammers Encyclopedia Project Censored Garage Punk Geek for the New Millenniu...

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Still no response for OD staff. And it looks like the big change will be taking place soon. They have already changed the name of this site. I may have to change my bookmarks tomorrow. I’m j...

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To: [email protected] I read the message you posted to Open diary and have written an entry about it. You can find that here However, on of the notes I got worried me. This is why I...

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Here it is. the 500th entry by your truely. So, lets see what questions you want me to answer, then. Rodge asked three questions:“If you were a pasty, what filling would you have” Hmmm, let ...

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Looks like my fears may be realised. TAKE ACTION! Protest the Nomination of George W. Bush and Tony Blair for Nobel Peace Prize They say that satire died when Henry Kissinger was awarded the N...

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This was the advert that appeared in my diary last week:Contributors wanted.Contributers wanted for a wholly remarkable book. Contributors must be adventurous, fearless, willing to travel on le...

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1) Do you prefer the trivia comp or the new comp (provisionally titled Wanted)? Which should I run on a Thursday? 2) Would you prefer me to keep the quote comp or is it getting a bit stale? D...

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