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Stolen from popeyechicken: 1) I have had skin grafts on my face after a childhood incident. The surgeon who worked on me also did the plastic surgery on some of the Chernobyl victims. 2) I do...

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As I said three entries ago, (which you may or may not have read, no one leaving me any notes. WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME, GENTLE READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I was looking for a new place to live. W...

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Long time, no write. Sorry, been a bit busy. It was going to be easier to write entries, cos I actually bought myself a laptop and got it on broadband. Then some fucker kicked in my front doo...

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Stories from ananova.com: Chase that donkey! Four cop cars took over an hour to catch a gang of teenage thieves who had escaped on a cart pulled by a donkey. Officers from the Greek town of P...

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Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Rainbow Ricochet Your Superpower is Unexplained Your Weakness is Cowboys Your Weapon is Your Electro Ring Your Mode of Transportation is...

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…OF THE UNITED STATES, DICK CHENEY. November 1, 2005 Re: Job Opportunity Dear Vice President Cheney, Let me express my condolences for the loss of your chief of staff, Lewis “Scooter” Lib...

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This Is My Life, RatedLife: 5.7Mind: 6.3Body: 5.5Spirit: 7.7Friends/Family: 3.8Love: 0.8Finance: 7.1Take the Rate My Life Quiz Will

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Close your eyes…And go back… Before the Internet Before SEGA or Super Nintendo… Way back… I’m talkin’ bout hide and go seek at dusk. Red light, Green light. Playing kickball & dodgebal...

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Saw this on a friends LJ, and thought it was too good not to share. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. ...

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Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found – before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. A member of the public discovered the remai...

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X the ones that apply. [ ] I am bisexual or homosexual. [x] I’ve consumed alcohol. [ ] I’ve run away from home. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [ ] I don’t like Bush because fro...

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This is a evil sibling version of this entry Oh, and it’s yoinked from Karma Girl The official instructions: Go to Google and type “(your name) needs” with the quotation marks. Then pick the ...

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Yup, on Saturday I bought me a sonic screwdriver. It don’t light up or anything yet (aint got the batteries) but still. Sonic screwdriver! Last night me and Kat did the returning of each othe...

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Serenity Written and directed by Joss Whedon Cast: Nathan Fillion …. Mal Gina Torres …. Zoe Alan Tudyk …. Wash Morena Baccarin …. Inara Adam Baldwin …. Jayne Jewel Staite …. ...

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Might answer a few questions from before. I hate feeling like this. Stage one done. Watch this space… And it’s done. Me and Kat have split up. I’ve had a feeling for months that she doesn’...

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Revolver Written and directed by Guy Ritchie Cast: Jason Statham …. Jake Green Ray Liotta …. Macha André Benjamin …. Avi (as André 3000) Vincent Pastore …. Zach Basic...

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As you lot know, I’m starting a film production course at college soon. So, today I had to enroll. Got up early (for me), had a wash and got the stuff I needed together. Then I left for the c...

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OK. So, here’s the deal. I’ve picked 10 of my favourite films. I’ve got images frokm them. These are situated below. All you have to do is tell me which films they come from. Bonus points ...

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Pure Dork47 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 69% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area ...

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Sep 1 2005 Naomi Paylor, Evening Gazette Thousands of people faced power cuts and flash flooding as a freak storm passed over the Tees Valley last night. Cleveland Fire Brigade answered 47 ca...

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By James Blunt. My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I’m sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won’t lose no sleep on that, ‘Cause I’ve...

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Why is it that, just when things are going well, life decides to kick me in the teeth, stomach and balls simultaniously? I have some heavy duty thinking to do. Will

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Right. This is my 900th entry. Now, usually I would do a peoples interview entry. But, no-one asked any questions. So, bearing in mind that this was never to be a normal update entry, I deci...

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…western without cowboy hats. Title from Mosquito So, how is everyone? I’m fine. Missing Kat but, hey, not long now before I see her again. I got a letter through the other day from UCAS, f...

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If you know which song the lyrics are from, leave a note. Each one will be struck through once they have been guessed. (1)We know you are soft cause we’ve all seen you dancing We know you are...

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