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Alternathon short story 7:
Also written for Year of Creativity Prompt: Protection Protection. To different people, it means different things. To some it means contraception. To others, it means guns. Lots and lots o...
Alternathon short story 1:
Everyone thought of him as being mild mannered. In keeping with his job as a dentist. Or oral hygienist as some would insist on calling him. He didnt go much with that. He trained as a dent...
Alternathon short story 3:
This was the most boring thing I’ve ever done. Watching paint dry doesn’t even compare. But, you know what they say. Needs must… I looked upon my handiwork and smiled. I didn’t really enjoy...
Alternathon short story 5:
It was a cold dark night. Fuck off. Of course it was. The books set in the fucking winter. It’s not exactly going to be t shirt and shorts weather, is it? Mind you, it sounds better than ju...
Alternathon short story 6:
‘D’you want to know what I think?’ ‘What?’ ‘I think you’re more in love with the idea of being in love than you are with your girlfriend.’ ‘What makes you say that?’ ‘Well, you are in my bed...
Alternathon short story 8:
‘Why are you doing this to me?’ ‘Because I can.’ ‘That’s it?’ ‘Yup. Why, you want me to stop?’ ‘Nope.’
Alternathon short story 9:
‘You will meet a tall dark stranger.’ Just how many tall dark people are there in the world? It’s not a description that fits everyone. If everyone did meet a tall dark stranger as often as t...
Alternathon short story 10:
I sit here, surrounded by files and computers and other work related things and I have to ask myself: is this all there is to life? I suppose if I wanted adventure, excitement and really wild t...
Alternathon short story 11:
They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Which is patently rubbish. They don’t have a larynx. Explanation: I was going to write a 48 chapter story. But that didn’t work out. So it was go...
Alternathon short story 12:
‘What do you mean I’m doing it wrong?’ ‘Just that. You’re doing it wrong.’ ‘I can’t be. This is how I always use this. It’s always been effective.’ ‘Yeah, but if you hold it by the handle,...
Alternathon short story 13:
They say that the number 13 is unlucky. This is supposed to date back to the Bible. I say cos the numbers 1 and 3 look kinda stupid when put together like that. 31’s OK though… ...
Alternathon short story 14:
If wishes were horses… They’d probably still be able to kick your heard off. Trust me, I have the necessary experience in the matter. How do you think I got in this grave?
Alternathon short story 15:
So, here I am, stuck in a room with someone I don’t particularly like. How did I get here? Well, let’s just say it involved a knife, a gun and a body hitting the floor. Addendum: room mates s...
Here’s yer answers
This’ll be quick, there weren’t many questions. Steven the Rill asked: OK, my 1st question is what were your “must not miss” TV shows when you were a kid? Oh, God. Let’s see. Doctor Who (nat...
August 16th
That’s the date that the winner of one of the writing comps I entered is to be announced. I think they’re going to get in touch with the winner(s) before that. But I’m not sure. The email is ...
Can I just say…
…Internet Explorer sucks more than Britney Spears at a frat party? Well, that and the fact that you can still ask me TV/film related questions. Oh, and a reminder that I’m sill looking for spo...
You know…
Your company may have a customer service problem if you have a dedicated team dealing with issues customers let your CEO know about. Just sayin’ Will P.S. You still have time to ask me a TV/f...
Hmmmm…
I really want to write something, but now that I have this open, I’ve no idea what… Yeah… *whistles tunelessly to self* Well done Will, you’re really proving what a good writer you are. Scin...
This is just insanely cool
Every Doctor Who villain as a spreadsheet and visualised Will
ODAHQ
As you lot are probably aware, I was planning to take part in this years blogathon. Then they decided, 5 days after we were supposed to be able to sign up to take part, not to run it. Bugger. ...
Fun pic
From taking the dog for a walk earlier today: Will
Why? Why? Why?
Remember the situation I ranted about here? Well, this is what they want to destroy… All to appease one mans vanity. Will
RIP Kari
2000 – 2010
Stuff
So, I’m all ready to head up the road on Monday. Well, still got packing to do but that’ll get done on Sunday night. Although, annoyingly, they’ve decided that my mums kitchen is going to get ...
YOC: June
Written for Year of Creativity Prompt: If I could give you one gift for the rest of your life it would be this: ‘If you could get one gift, just one gift, for the rest of your life, what woul...
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