Oh, Heck No! in Life After 60

You ever get that sick feeling just as you hit the send button on a text message? Like you are talking to more than one person and send the wrong text? Such as, “I Love You” to the wrong person.
Or the wonderful auto correct feature changes your words and you fail to see it until after you hit send? So you send, I need some hiney instead of I need some honey! Technology is wonderful, and it is a two-edged sword.
Of course, I have never made such mistakes. That would be too easy. The first rule of law is never put anything in writing. And a new rule is when someone calls you and says this call is being recorded, tell them you don’t talk on recorded lines. It will ruin their plans. Without your permission, they can not record your conversation. To do such is illegal.
And just to be on the safe side in today’s political climate of being sued for sexual harassment you might want to get in writing that it is okay to touch or kiss someone. If not 40 years later you will be sued. Lord help if any of the girls I dated in high school and college decide to come forth! (I do not take sexual harassment in any form lightly.) It is just dangerous in this day and age to do anything remotely questionable.