Pooped in My Lonely Corner

No really, I’m exhausted from pooping. I had to take an enema and drink a bottle of magnesium citrate. Which of course led to so much time on the toilet that my poop hole bled and hurt like fire. I ran a tub just to sit my butt in it to see if it’d help my bum feel any better. Then I bailed on watching the new Godzilla to take my sleep meds, lie down, and try to hold it in until tomorrow.